- Joined March 19th, 2005Male
HAS saluted
Age: 28
Queens NY
Rating: 9.13
Hits: 40948
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Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual
Website: http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/celebxxx.html
Description:
Welcome to my realm, biiitches
CHAPTER 1: He Who Is.
He is David.
He is awesome.
He is synonymous with "Entertainment."
His humor and wittiness will guarantee a laugh or smile.
He doesn't habitually talk in the third person...
But he will for this profile, for it adds to his intrigue.
He is a flirt... Yet he's shy.
He is affable... Yet reserved.
He pines for creativity.
And embraces his artistic eye.
He beholds all aspects of life, visually.
He thrives at originality. And wants to stand out.
He's modest... Yet cocky.
And he's a whore... Yet a tease.
He is anal when regarding grammatical perfection.
He can only tolerate ignorance for so long.
And views intelligence as a major turn on.
CHAPTER 2: He Who Says.
He fancies vulgarities, and loves the word "Bastard."
If he refers to you as a slut, whore, ho or skank...
It's only out of adoration.
He enjoys ending his sentences in biiitch.
But, notice the stress on the letter "i".
Don't worry about it, biiitch.
What's going on, biiitch?
That's right, biiitch!
CHAPTER 3: He Who Does.
He's fascinated with movies.
And aspires to make some.
He consumes himself in his work.
And revels in what he does.
He freelances for a television/video company.
But, that's only the dawn of his ambitious pursuits.
He's also a photographer.
As well as an artist.
He has an appreciation for tattoos.
...and believes they are an amazing way of expressing art.
CHAPTER 4: He Who Loves.
He has an obsession with a certain super-hero.
And is undoubtedly a major geek.
He's an avid fan of Television & Animation.
As well as Science Fiction, Fantasy & Comic Books.
Music and concerts also captivates his enthusiasm.
He likes chicken.
He likes saying that he likes chicken.
He likes saying "Tastes like chicken."
...regardless of what he's eating.
Randomness owns.
For that is the way he rolls.
CHAPTER 5: He Who Was.
He's been a part of SMP since near it's inception.
He will never change his username.
He will never delete.
Although, he does takes sporadic hiatuses.
He'll never dismiss someone who greets him Hello.
And although he'll be more than cordial,
His intent is to stay somewhat distant.
So, do not grow too attached to him...
For he will not let himself return the affection.
The strategy behind his heavy flirtation of the many,
Is to prevent the emergence of emotion to the few.
He avoids messengers and rarely can be seen.
But, throw a little request and he'll see what he can do.
He doesn't refer to his Friend List,
So there's no need for him to add you.
But, he does not mind if you want to add him.
...as long as he knows who you are.
He is David.
And this is not the end.
It is not even the beginning of the end.
But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.
Website: http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/celebxxx.html
Description:
Welcome to my realm, biiitches
CHAPTER 1: He Who Is.He is David.
He is awesome.
He is synonymous with "Entertainment."
His humor and wittiness will guarantee a laugh or smile.
He doesn't habitually talk in the third person...
But he will for this profile, for it adds to his intrigue.
He is a flirt... Yet he's shy.
He is affable... Yet reserved.
He pines for creativity.
And embraces his artistic eye.
He beholds all aspects of life, visually.
He thrives at originality. And wants to stand out.
He's modest... Yet cocky.
And he's a whore... Yet a tease.
He is anal when regarding grammatical perfection.
He can only tolerate ignorance for so long.
And views intelligence as a major turn on.
He fancies vulgarities, and loves the word "Bastard."
If he refers to you as a slut, whore, ho or skank...
It's only out of adoration.
He enjoys ending his sentences in biiitch.
But, notice the stress on the letter "i".
Don't worry about it, biiitch.
What's going on, biiitch?
That's right, biiitch!
He's fascinated with movies.
And aspires to make some.
He consumes himself in his work.
And revels in what he does.
He freelances for a television/video company.
But, that's only the dawn of his ambitious pursuits.
He's also a photographer.
As well as an artist.
He has an appreciation for tattoos.
...and believes they are an amazing way of expressing art.
He has an obsession with a certain super-hero.
And is undoubtedly a major geek.
He's an avid fan of Television & Animation.
As well as Science Fiction, Fantasy & Comic Books.
Music and concerts also captivates his enthusiasm.
He likes chicken.
He likes saying that he likes chicken.
He likes saying "Tastes like chicken."
...regardless of what he's eating.
Randomness owns.
For that is the way he rolls.
He's been a part of SMP since near it's inception.
He will never change his username.
He will never delete.
Although, he does takes sporadic hiatuses.
He'll never dismiss someone who greets him Hello.
And although he'll be more than cordial,
His intent is to stay somewhat distant.
So, do not grow too attached to him...
For he will not let himself return the affection.
The strategy behind his heavy flirtation of the many,
Is to prevent the emergence of emotion to the few.
He avoids messengers and rarely can be seen.
But, throw a little request and he'll see what he can do.
He doesn't refer to his Friend List,
So there's no need for him to add you.
But, he does not mind if you want to add him.
...as long as he knows who you are.
And this is not the end.
It is not even the beginning of the end.
But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.
Extras
Relationship Status:
Personality Type:
Nickname:
Height: 5' 6
Weight: 130
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Nationality: Caucasian & Italian American
How Many Kids:
Special Skills: Licking
Best Feature: Eyes
Favorite Food:
Pizza!!
Favorite Movie:
Favorite Book: I lack reading skillz yo.
Favorite Color: Blue & Yellow
Favorite Sport To Watch: This isn't a sport...
But watching this woman fall is ADDICTING!!
Plus you can move her to your desires.
Relationship Status:
Personality Type:
Nickname:
Height: 5' 6
Weight: 130
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Nationality: Caucasian & Italian American
How Many Kids:
Special Skills: Licking
Best Feature: Eyes
Favorite Food:
Pizza!!Favorite Movie:
Favorite Book: I lack reading skillz yo.
Favorite Color: Blue & Yellow
Favorite Sport To Watch: This isn't a sport...
But watching this woman fall is ADDICTING!!
Plus you can move her to your desires.
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Doing: Nothing, not online.
Last Login: November 15th, 2008 at 12:50 PM
Forum Posts: 9679, Rank: <^>(*L*)
Comments Left: 3345, Rank: Icon
Number of Votes I Have: 2725
Number of People on My Ignore List: 0
Number of Ignore Lists I'm On: 6
Doing: Nothing, not online.
Last Login: November 15th, 2008 at 12:50 PM
My Salute
Photo Albums
- 28
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Kryptonite Hottie (Webcam Pix) - 101
Salutey Patutey - 2
Too Steamy For Your Eyes - LOCKED - 8
Dave's Fan Club - 127
Misc & Friend Pics - 17
Trick-or-Treat !?! - 13
Pets - 7
Celeb SMP Signs - 5
Webcam At Work - 6
My baby (The Impreza) - 4
Artwork... by Dave - 1
Banners - 2
*DigiCam Dave* - 17
I Can Fly (SkyDivingDave) - 7
Wonder Twins - 0
SMP-Man! - 8
Hoody - 8
South Park Dave - 1
Abs of Steel - 7
Photoshop Fun - 4
Bamboozled - 2
Nevis (in the Carribean) - 10
Superman4Life (Tat) - 8
Weddings - 0
Just Jump - 0
Florida - 0
Halloween '06 - 0
Bananarific - 0
View All Albums
Kryptonite Hottie (Webcam Pix) - 101
Salutey Patutey - 2
Too Steamy For Your Eyes - LOCKED - 8
Dave's Fan Club - 127
Misc & Friend Pics - 17
Trick-or-Treat !?! - 13
Pets - 7
Celeb SMP Signs - 5
Webcam At Work - 6
My baby (The Impreza) - 4
Artwork... by Dave - 1
Banners - 2
*DigiCam Dave* - 17
I Can Fly (SkyDivingDave) - 7
Wonder Twins - 0
SMP-Man! - 8
Hoody - 8
South Park Dave - 1
Abs of Steel - 7
Photoshop Fun - 4
Bamboozled - 2
Nevis (in the Carribean) - 10
Superman4Life (Tat) - 8
Weddings - 0
Just Jump - 0
Florida - 0
Halloween '06 - 0
Bananarific - 0
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