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wet_dream
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March 24th, 2008 at 12:05 AM

Ok. I just started watching American Pie 2 and I thought this would be interesting.

Are there any quotes from a movie that when you hear you just laugh?

"OH MY GOD THEY'RE FUCKING!" Hahah. Beginning of the movie.

KGO

edit:
And anything from the breakfast club/ benchwarmers /the ringer will make me laugh.

-- Me: i haz carrots<3
Nicky: i haz erection <3
Me: AFTER WE WERE TALKING ABOUT TURDS?
Nicky: and beer
Me: you're sick

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March 24th, 2008 at 12:07 AM

The one from Billy Madison.
During their quiz match.
Can't really remember how it went but it was funny as hell.

-- the force is strong in this one.

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March 24th, 2008 at 12:08 AM

"You'll get no sympathy from me? You want sympathy? Look in the dictionary between shit and syphillis. That's where you'll find my sympathy."

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wet_dream
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March 24th, 2008 at 12:11 AM

"So... so. Are you guys like boyfriend-girlfriend? Steady dates? Lovers? Come on, sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection? "

-- Me: i haz carrots<3
Nicky: i haz erection <3
Me: AFTER WE WERE TALKING ABOUT TURDS?
Nicky: and beer
Me: you're sick

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March 24th, 2008 at 12:13 AM

"Yo baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"

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March 24th, 2008 at 12:18 AM

Originally posted by redrum

"Yo baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"

good one.

-- the force is strong in this one.

loudsilence
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March 24th, 2008 at 12:22 AM

Superbad

"Come on baby, I gotta piss and my dick won't hold itself" or somethin like that. Makes me laugh everytime...

WAND
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March 24th, 2008 at 2:22 PM

"There's only one thing he had that you haven't got"
"What's that?"
"A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD!"

I don't know why I find that so funny but it makes me laugh my ass off

-- I move the stars for no one.

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March 24th, 2008 at 2:37 PM

"I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding Vag."
<3

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tcesbtmatenov
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March 24th, 2008 at 2:39 PM

"i like you, i'd take you home to fuck my sister!" --- something on that order from full metal jacket

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March 24th, 2008 at 3:20 PM

"We need to come up with a slogan. You know, like "Life is like a box of chocolates.", or "Take my hands, boss." like that monster tard off of "Green Mile."" ---The Ringer.

"My name is Lance, and I like nuts!" ---The Ringer. (i love LOVE this movie)

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March 24th, 2008 at 3:24 PM

Maybe I should've uh... hooked him up to Bessie... and *then,* uh... then took the boot off. ---Mator / Cars.

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danielle
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March 24th, 2008 at 3:25 PM

"I'm sure you guys are going to miss each other next year."
"Miss each other? What, no thank you. I don't miss each other..."

Hahaha. Evan from Superbad. You have to actually see this part in the movie to think it's funny, because it's the way he says it. He's so awkward, and I'm pretty much in love with him.

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March 24th, 2008 at 3:31 PM

"He just did that steroid free!"
"What's steroids?"
"Something that makes your 'pee-pee' smaller."
"Ohh... there must be steroids in macaroni!"

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Ambrosia
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March 24th, 2008 at 4:03 PM

"Well, for starters, she's been fucked more times than she's had a hot meal."

"Yeah, I heard about that. It was neck-and-neck and then she skipped lunch."

-- You said: Beats me.

fresher_than_Hova said: You wouldn't, uh, be trying, uh, to, uh, make me, uh, do, uh, something to, uh, you, now, would you?

wet_dream
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March 24th, 2008 at 4:05 PM

Originally posted by Phenomenal

"He just did that steroid free!"
"What's steroids?"
"Something that makes your 'pee-pee' smaller."
"Ohh... there must be steroids in macaroni!"

bahahaha. i LOVE that one

-- Me: i haz carrots<3
Nicky: i haz erection <3
Me: AFTER WE WERE TALKING ABOUT TURDS?
Nicky: and beer
Me: you're sick

wet_dream
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March 24th, 2008 at 4:06 PM

"You're still out!"
"Well you're...still FAT"

favorite. line. ever.

-- Me: i haz carrots<3
Nicky: i haz erection <3
Me: AFTER WE WERE TALKING ABOUT TURDS?
Nicky: and beer
Me: you're sick

wet_dream
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March 24th, 2008 at 4:06 PM

OH OH OH..haha..

"When the FUCK did we get ice cream?!"

-- Me: i haz carrots<3
Nicky: i haz erection <3
Me: AFTER WE WERE TALKING ABOUT TURDS?
Nicky: and beer
Me: you're sick

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March 24th, 2008 at 4:12 PM

Originally posted by wet_dream

Originally posted by Phenomenal

"He just did that steroid free!"
"What's steroids?"
"Something that makes your 'pee-pee' smaller."
"Ohh... there must be steroids in macaroni!"

bahahaha. i LOVE that one

LOL that movie has me laughing all day. If it comes on, I have to watch it regardless how many times I've seen it.

Here's one more...

"I'm gonna call the cops!"
"We are cops!... We're navy seals!"
"Navy seals aren't cops!"
"Aren't you our paperboy?"
"...I'm undercover

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March 24th, 2008 at 4:15 PM

ok id have to agree LOL

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radass
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March 24th, 2008 at 5:20 PM

"when the fuck did we get ice cream?"--The Ringer

anything from napolean(sp) dynomite

tcesbtmatenov
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March 24th, 2008 at 5:22 PM

"your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

"where'd you get those coconuts?"

"she turned me into a newt (crowd quites and faces peasant) what? i got better"

- Monty Python and The Holy Grail

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March 24th, 2008 at 5:34 PM

"They wouldn't let me play on the pro tour anymore."
"Oh, I'm sorry. Because you're black?"
"Hell no. Damn alligator bit my hand off!"
("Oh my God!" Wink

-- Amanda says: Paul Ringo and George... isn't there another one?
Paul says: John? Mmm Beatles.
Amanda says: IT'S THE BEATLES?
Amanda says: I thought it was like the Monkeys or something.
Paul says: You're kidding m

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March 24th, 2008 at 5:47 PM

"Sorry I don't date cops."

"...Well, I'm not much of a cop really more like a civilian trapped in a cops body." Shock

-- You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

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March 24th, 2008 at 6:10 PM

"Ooh cake!"
"It's interspecies erotica, fucko."
"FUCK PILLOWPANTS!"

Clerks II

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