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DanWagner
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July 5th, 2008 at 1:01 PM Quote

No one could have posted this with greater authority and right than me LOL

At what age does sex go from hot to nasty? Is it a sharp cut off point or a gradual thing?

Even I think of some 80 year old guy churning up some buttermilk and my toes start curling. When the 2 of you are making creaking noises and you aren't even on a mattress? Hmmm. Gotta start wondering.

Nothing profound, nothing thought inspiring for once, just funs.

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July 5th, 2008 at 1:06 PM Quote

Well you're 38 + even the slight mental image I have of you attempting to have sex makes my mind numb.

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July 5th, 2008 at 1:07 PM Quote

You realize that EW are my initials, lol.

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DanWagner
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July 5th, 2008 at 1:09 PM Quote

Originally posted by cloud

Well you're 38 + even the slight mental image I have of you attempting to have sex makes my mind numb.


Oh no worries- hell you're only 21 and have a similar effect on me, so it's all good LOL

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July 5th, 2008 at 1:10 PM Quote

I don't really get grossed out when I think about old people having sex.

They get horny, too.

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July 5th, 2008 at 1:10 PM Quote

40 does seem to be a blegh turning point for me.

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July 5th, 2008 at 1:13 PM Quote

Originally posted by Erinana

You realize that EW are my initials, lol.


same.

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Abstract
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July 5th, 2008 at 1:13 PM Quote

Depends on the person. Some people are ew at their prime.

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sexpistol
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July 5th, 2008 at 1:14 PM Quote

Depends how appealing they are and how they keep themselves.
Now if I imagine dirty stinking ''old'' men and women having sex then i'll cringe.

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DanWagner
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July 5th, 2008 at 1:20 PM Quote

Lol- you don't have to ignore me dude! Causality- cause and effect- I only zing you when you take a shot at me first, lol. Laugh! Relax! Enjoy... I didn't come out here looking to screw with you.

Be cool with me, I'll be cool with you, no prob.

Cain't we all jes, jes... get alowng?
Cain't we jes get alowng?

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July 5th, 2008 at 1:24 PM Quote

Don't call me "dude." + I had no reply to your "zing" -- it didn't offend me or anything, what is there to say?

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July 5th, 2008 at 1:26 PM Quote

random

-- Andeh / OutsiDer says:
you can be a shaved sheep?
Andeh / OutsiDer says:
and i gots me a probe, wanna see?
Cazr says:
just don't scream the name ''SHAUN'' when you probe me.

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sexpistol
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July 5th, 2008 at 1:27 PM Quote

The part where you said ''80 year old guy churning up some buttermilk'' made me cringe even more.

-- Andeh / OutsiDer says:
you can be a shaved sheep?
Andeh / OutsiDer says:
and i gots me a probe, wanna see?
Cazr says:
just don't scream the name ''SHAUN'' when you probe me.

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jokesover24
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July 5th, 2008 at 1:30 PM Quote

not a fan of dairy products caz?

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WAND
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July 5th, 2008 at 1:31 PM Quote

churn the butta churn the butta churn the butta

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DanWagner
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July 5th, 2008 at 1:31 PM Quote

Sigh. Actions speak louder than words. It was enough to get you to immediately throw me on your ignore list, which is cool if you like... just saying, you know?

Hostility really ain't necessary. All I do is defense. Nothing more. Do as you please, but I'm more than willing to be friendly if you are. I really don't have a problem with you or something. You're probably a really nice person. Not half bad a person myself. No reason for any nonsense at all really.

Rest of y'all, please don't mind all this, don't let it be a thread killer, have fun, enjoy, and above all...

make me laugh.

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July 5th, 2008 at 1:32 PM Quote

I just don't like seeing your username at the top of my recent viewers list, personal preference.

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Nick54
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July 5th, 2008 at 1:32 PM Quote

She takes tings way too serious :\

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Nick54
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July 5th, 2008 at 1:33 PM Quote

but i dont think any age is to old. i'll be doing the dirty till i'm on my death bed Wink haha

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DanWagner
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July 5th, 2008 at 1:35 PM Quote

Originally posted by cloud

I just don't like seeing your username at the top of my recent viewers list, personal preference.


Only way to see your age and give the response I replied with.

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WAND
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July 5th, 2008 at 1:35 PM Quote

When they start getting those nasty visible veins on their legs or weird spots on their skin, that's when the thought grosses me out. I mean some people look good like up to 60ish and I wouldn't mind them bangin, but then there's people that look like hell by the time theyre 30

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July 5th, 2008 at 1:37 PM Quote

Originally posted by DanWagner

Originally posted by cloud

I just don't like seeing your username at the top of my recent viewers list, personal preference.


Only way to see your age and give the response I replied with.


You've been up there a couple times before. I have the right to ignore anyone I'd like ... you aren't the only one I've done it to either.

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KirstynContagious
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July 5th, 2008 at 1:41 PM Quote

Originally posted by amanda_owns

I don't really get grossed out when I think about old people having sex.

They get horny, too.
LOLlololol

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He's fucking qt.
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But ...
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Yeah.
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TELL HIM YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH HIS HELMET SKIN!

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DanWagner
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July 5th, 2008 at 1:44 PM Quote

Image

Geriatric gang bang? The world may never know.

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jokesover24
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July 5th, 2008 at 1:46 PM Quote

Old people sex becomes unattractive probably when the females body isnt so great... The male and his body parts were never the main attraction for me.

So it'd vary but yea the whole maintaining beauty thing is key.

-- Bizzam!

Whys she so mad at you?
You see women have these things in their bodies called, Expectations.

[Tye], says:
Chris says:
tye your a fucking nigger
thats where it started

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