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Official age of EWWWWW!

sexpistol
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July 5th, 2008 at 1:51 PM

Ew, naked mole rats. Sad

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dutchoven
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July 5th, 2008 at 2:18 PM

when her vagina doesn't resemble a vagina any more

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July 5th, 2008 at 2:33 PM

Originally posted by cloud

Well you're 38 + even the slight mental image I have of you attempting to have sex makes my mind numb.

You annoy the fuck out of me.

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Chris04
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July 5th, 2008 at 2:37 PM

Originally posted by Kryssa

Originally posted by cloud

Well you're 38 + even the slight mental image I have of you attempting to have sex makes my mind numb.

You annoy the fuck out of me.

agreed

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July 5th, 2008 at 2:40 PM

Wink

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jokesover24
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July 5th, 2008 at 2:49 PM

Making friends everyone?

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Whys she so mad at you?
You see women have these things in their bodies called, Expectations.

DanWagner
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July 5th, 2008 at 2:57 PM

I R innocents. I haven't inadvertently pissed a stranger off so badly since the infamous sneeze with a mouthfull of crackers incident at a ground round restaurant.

And THAT was fucking funny.

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July 5th, 2008 at 2:59 PM

At what age does sex go from hot to nasty? probably when they lose sensations lol or everything starts hitting the floor Confused

Is it a sharp cut off point or a gradual thing? And probably gradual, it just may seem like a cut off, one day your full of energy - the next day your thinkin wtf happened

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Did it hurt when you got your ears pierced on your nose?

lmao wtf LOL

haha

jokesover24
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July 5th, 2008 at 3:00 PM

LMAO that sounds hilarious. where was youtube when I needed it

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Whys she so mad at you?
You see women have these things in their bodies called, Expectations.

Shaggins
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July 5th, 2008 at 3:00 PM

It's all contingent on how well they have maintained themselves ... in every sense.

I'd be really incommoded by the whole 'wrinkled things', to be honest, being in action. You might spend half the time wondering if she's fondling his moobs or rubbing his moobs onto him, if you see what I mean. He tries to spank her butt and it looks like he splashed into thick mud ... that's only if he manages to gather it all in one place.

Altogether, ewsauce.

-- "We are oft to blame in this, --
'Tis too much prov'd, -- that with devotion's visage,
And pious action, we do sugar o'er
The devil himself." - Hamlet

DanWagner
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July 5th, 2008 at 3:06 PM

Originally posted by jokesover24

LMAO that sounds hilarious. where was youtube when I needed it

Lol- oh God am I glad that was before really portable cams. If that guy had seen a cam on one of my friends he might have thought I did it on purpose. He was all shades of purple as it was. The fact I was choking and fighting laughter kinda unsuccessfully wasn't helping either.

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Phenomenon
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July 5th, 2008 at 3:22 PM

i might be a bit behind on this one.....but this is just proof that nothing puts some people in the mood than wrinkles and retirement

ewwww

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thisxisxforxkeeps
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July 5th, 2008 at 3:26 PM

It's not an age for me.
I only think "ew" when I think of my parents having sex.

Yes, ew.

amanda_owns
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July 5th, 2008 at 3:31 PM

I hope to be getting it on still when I'm old and wrinkly.
That's just me, though.

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July 5th, 2008 at 3:34 PM

Originally posted by Kryssa

You annoy the fuck out of me.

Oh OK.

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jokesover24
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July 5th, 2008 at 3:34 PM

Originally posted by amanda_owns

I hope to be getting it on still when I'm old and wrinkly.
That's just me, though.

psh you'll be doin it alone

-- Bizzam!

Whys she so mad at you?
You see women have these things in their bodies called, Expectations.

amanda_owns
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July 5th, 2008 at 3:37 PM

Nothing new there. Sad

jokesover24
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July 5th, 2008 at 3:38 PM

True dat.

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Whys she so mad at you?
You see women have these things in their bodies called, Expectations.

Josiah
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July 5th, 2008 at 3:49 PM

If they're old enough to be my grandparents...I get hot.
Me likee da mature ones hittin' it.

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DanWagner
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July 5th, 2008 at 3:56 PM

Originally posted by Josiah

If they're old enough to be my grandparents...I get hot.
Me likee da mature ones hittin' it.

Omg, rofl... OK... Josiah? I just got 2 words for you...

WELCOME dude!

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jokesover24
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July 5th, 2008 at 3:57 PM

I WASS gonna say... Dan, you have a fan.

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Whys she so mad at you?
You see women have these things in their bodies called, Expectations.

rob

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July 5th, 2008 at 5:02 PM

Originally posted by cloud

Oh OK.

You post a lot like an old user who was banned from here, and you look a lot like her in that cut image.

Please salute, either using the salute system or in a locked album in the next 24 hours.

Thanks

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July 5th, 2008 at 5:05 PM

i honestly think that sex will never become nasty...old ppl go at it not as often as younger ppl do but i mean everyone needs love at some point or another

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rob

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July 5th, 2008 at 5:15 PM

Old people and sex can have its benefits.

At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock' on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one.

All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Roger, Again he is ready for more 'action'.

Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Roger Is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action'.

And, once more they enjoy each other. But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I Am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Roger.'

Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I was here already ?'

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July 5th, 2008 at 5:21 PM

Oh my. I definitely thought that was going to be a Viagra-gone-wrong joke.

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