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Official age of EWWWWW!

A7X
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July 5th, 2008 at 5:23 PM

Originally posted by cloud

Well you're 38 + even the slight mental image I have of you attempting to have sex makes my mind numb.

lmfao

-- have you heard? (heard what) that the bird is the word. the bird bird bird the bird the the word

Josiah
Posts: 899
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July 5th, 2008 at 5:25 PM

Originally posted by DanWagner

Originally posted by Josiah

If they're old enough to be my grandparents...I get hot.
Me likee da mature ones hittin' it.

Omg, rofl... OK... Josiah? I just got 2 words for you...

WELCOME dude!

Figured I'd liven this shit up.

-- Me: Boop.
Her: Beep.
Me: Boop boop.
Her: BEEPBEEP!
Me: If we keep this up, it's two pre-internet computers having sex.

zabijej
Posts: 2056
Rank: Super

July 6th, 2008 at 11:06 PM

Me, personally, whenever you have a heart-attack danger while having sex, or whenever your wife stops putting out...whichever happens first.

It's nature's way of telling you to stop.

-- The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldnâ��t.

Magic_Man
Posts: 181
Rank: Beginner

August 21st, 2008 at 10:37 AM

I think you are too old for sex when you get done and ask your wife how it was and she has to put her teeth in to tell you she doesn't remember.

but truthfully i think Adam Sandler said it best in Big Daddy, 'Who wants old wrinkly balls on them'

Seriously though i have seen some sixty y/o ladies i would take a run at

MotherSuperior_
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August 26th, 2008 at 12:06 PM

It depends when and how bad important parts of the body begin to 'sag' Nuetral

-- Knowledge talks, Wisdom listens.

hackensaw
Posts: 428
Rank: Junior

August 26th, 2008 at 1:05 PM

i bagged a 42 year old once, and it was far from ew, probably, one of the best one nighters ive had.

but here something funny for ya...

whys it so hard to fuck a 90 year old?

ever try to peel apart a grilled cheese? hahaha nasty yet hilarious.

EMILY

Posts: 6561
Rank: Pickle Pirate

August 27th, 2008 at 2:56 PM

Originally posted by Abstract

Depends on the person. Some people are ew at their prime.

-- Got boredom? Kill it.

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