I wishhhh

July 17th, 2008 at 11:08 AM

My dad paid the dos equis girls to let me take shots from their cleavage, does that count?

July 17th, 2008 at 11:17 AM

Originally posted by robin

Oh Lord, my mom does it all the time. We'll be in the mall or something and say there's a cute guy somewhere nearby? She'll be like, "Walk past him and casually drop your phone. Either he'll bend down to get it for you, which means he's a gentleman...or you'll have to bend down to get it, which means he's going to stare at your ass. K go now, go honey." Wowww Mom, great to see you've got the right approach to attracting guys for me.

Or if we're like, checking out and the cashier is a cute guy, she'll actually carry on a conversation with him. "So what's your name? Oh, that's cute. How old are you? Oh really? Well my daughter here, Robin, is only 17. What do you do for fun? Oh she loves that!" As if that isn't embarrassing enough, try being at Kohl's and like, stocking up on panties. Whooooa.
Been there plenty of times. When we get out to the car, she's always like, "Tehehe oh my gosh, he touched your underoos honey."



My mom's a... umm, well she's a blast.

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July 17th, 2008 at 11:18 AM

Originally posted by WAND

My dad paid the dos equis girls to let me take shots from their cleavage, does that count?

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July 17th, 2008 at 3:16 PM

My Mom has tried to set me up with assorted women and now she has recruited some of her friends to do the same, it gets old very quick.

July 18th, 2008 at 1:04 AM

My dad insisted that I date this apostolic pentecostal girl.

Yea. That would totally work.

July 20th, 2008 at 2:10 PM

My mother loves my boyfriend now so she doesn't do it anymore, but when I was with my ex she hated him so she carried like 48392 senior pictures of me around with my phone number on the back and gave it to guys she thought would make attractive grandbabies..lool

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August 21st, 2008 at 2:08 PM

Originally posted by snot

My mother loves my boyfriend now so she doesn't do it anymore, but when I was with my ex she hated him so she carried like 48392 senior pictures of me around with my phone number on the back and gave it to guys she thought would make attractive grandbabies..lool

August 21st, 2008 at 2:12 PM

No, they haven't.

August 21st, 2008 at 2:16 PM

My mom has tried before.
& My dad told her to stop trying to be Dr. Phil.

August 21st, 2008 at 2:24 PM

I hate Dr. Phil!!! nosey bastard

August 21st, 2008 at 2:26 PM

IKR?
My mom gets like that, and I'm like

August 21st, 2008 at 2:26 PM

My buds say things about possibly setting me up with someone who I would like.
No thanks, especially since they don't actually know what I like.

I must admit though, my bud did make a suggestion and I actually do like him

August 21st, 2008 at 2:43 PM

My mom used to go out and get numbers of girls she found attractive in stores for me. Then hand them to me when she got home with short lil bio's. And my sisters have tried hooking me up with their friends on occasion. In fact At my sisters 30th birthday party next week, she has a younger friend that she is DYING for me to mee.

August 31st, 2008 at 3:23 PM

yeah a while ago when i lived with them

August 31st, 2008 at 3:33 PM

Fuck no. She likes Manny anyways.

August 31st, 2008 at 5:02 PM

My mom likes to try to hook me up with "regulars" that come into her bar. "OMG, Minka, you've got to meet him. He has a Harley."

That's pretty much how it always goes. They always have Harleys.

August 31st, 2008 at 5:41 PM

Originally posted by zabijej

My dad insisted that I date this apostolic pentecostal girl.

Yea. That would totally work.