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| July 17th, 2008 at 12:59 AM |
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that my mom would stop whoring me out to her WoW friends.
(yeah, she's a nerd)
She has spent the last hour trying to get me to talk to them on her dorky little head set thing. I finally gave in and just said, 'Hi' to please her. Now she's like "Oh, here's the link to her myspace, add her. blahblahblah" Hi, mom. No.
Some of their voices are kinda' hot, though.
Did/do your parents try to "set you up" with people?
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| July 17th, 2008 at 1:04 AM |
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Originally posted by DanWagner
Lol, NO ONE tries to set me up. I've been dodging relationships for 15 years. Everyone gave up on me.
You should have been a nun.
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| July 17th, 2008 at 1:10 AM |
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WoW ruins lives.
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| July 17th, 2008 at 1:36 AM |
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Originally posted by Giggles
Just my friends do.
And, remember: I know the people who play WoW (although, your mom is a surprise). They may sound/look attractive, but they also know exactly how the d20 system works.
I know. It's sad. She's been playing for like 3? years now.
It's depressing.
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| July 17th, 2008 at 1:41 AM |
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Yeah, all the time.
They want me to date "Golden Boy".
But I hate him. 
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| July 17th, 2008 at 1:43 AM |
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No, Shawn.
Just say no.
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| July 17th, 2008 at 1:51 AM |
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Originally posted by delirium
No, Shawn.
Just say no.
I'm practically being peer-pressured by the guys at work. Their conviction inspires, and alarms, me.
Granted, given the root of this topic, I really should refuse. "Dude, I have enough trouble dealing with certain facets of society, as it stands. I'm good with randomly playing Oblivion."
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| July 17th, 2008 at 2:07 AM |
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Oh Lord, my mom does it all the time. We'll be in the mall or something and say there's a cute guy somewhere nearby? She'll be like, "Walk past him and casually drop your phone. Either he'll bend down to get it for you, which means he's a gentleman...or you'll have to bend down to get it, which means he's going to stare at your ass. K go now, go honey." Wowww Mom, great to see you've got the right approach to attracting guys for me.
Or if we're like, checking out and the cashier is a cute guy, she'll actually carry on a conversation with him. "So what's your name? Oh, that's cute. How old are you? Oh really? Well my daughter here, Robin, is only 17. What do you do for fun? Oh she loves that!" As if that isn't embarrassing enough, try being at Kohl's and like, stocking up on panties. Whooooa.
Been there plenty of times. When we get out to the car, she's always like, "Tehehe oh my gosh, he touched your underoos honey."
My mom's a... umm, well she's a blast.
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| July 17th, 2008 at 10:54 AM |
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My mom has been trying to hook me up with my little sisters kindergarten teacher for a while (she's quite young at 24, and dare I say extremely good looking).
I find that a little comical.
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