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Josiah
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August 21st, 2008 at 12:21 AM

I'M A FAT UGLY WHORE!
I EAT TUBS OF BUTTER AND SMEAR THE EXCESS OIL ON MY FACE BECAUSE IT PROMOTES THE GROWTH OF ACNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- There's a marked difference between a smart man and a wise man. I would rather be a dumb wise man than a smart fool.

whoribear
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August 21st, 2008 at 12:24 AM

mmm thats hot .
stazz this is so funny. LOL

bigpooper
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August 21st, 2008 at 12:26 AM

laure stop being a fake
im gonna report u Tongue

Josiah
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August 21st, 2008 at 12:26 AM

You know what else is funny?
AIDS, FDR, certain kinds of cancer (Breast cancer? Not so much, but I get a kick out of pancreatic)...

-- There's a marked difference between a smart man and a wise man. I would rather be a dumb wise man than a smart fool.

whoribear
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August 21st, 2008 at 12:30 AM

FUCK NO PLEASE I DONT WANT TO GET KICKED OFF ANOTHER SITE.
that nice why dont you go catch em all
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL
ahah pokemon theam song LOL

Josiah
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August 21st, 2008 at 12:31 AM

Can't catch a dead president, you don't "catch" cancer, but if I threw a dictionary to you, could you maybe catch it with your head?

-- There's a marked difference between a smart man and a wise man. I would rather be a dumb wise man than a smart fool.

bigpooper
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August 21st, 2008 at 12:34 AM

josiah u are a very interesting person
but im sure u will some how turn this into something cancer related

Josiah
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August 21st, 2008 at 12:34 AM

And also, there's a fun tool on your computer called "SPELL CHECK".

-- There's a marked difference between a smart man and a wise man. I would rather be a dumb wise man than a smart fool.

whoribear
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August 21st, 2008 at 12:34 AM

You could catch second hand smoke. Wich causes cancer.

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August 21st, 2008 at 12:36 AM

HAVE YOU GUYS EVER SEEN THAT SOUR PATCH COMMERCIAL WHERE HE CUTS OFF ONE OF HER PONY TAILS?!
ZOMGGG I'D KILL THAT LITTLE GUMMY BITCH.

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Josiah
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August 21st, 2008 at 12:37 AM

Breathing is not catching. And please leave cancer out of this. I tried to make some levity come into this, but if you wanna bring people down, that's your dilemma.

-- There's a marked difference between a smart man and a wise man. I would rather be a dumb wise man than a smart fool.

Josiah
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August 21st, 2008 at 12:38 AM

Originally posted by snot

HAVE YOU GUYS EVER SEEN THAT SOUR PATCH COMMERCIAL WHERE HE CUTS OFF ONE OF HER PONY TAILS?!
ZOMGGG I'D KILL THAT LITTLE GUMMY BITCH.

Haha. NOOOOOOOOOOOO....

-- There's a marked difference between a smart man and a wise man. I would rather be a dumb wise man than a smart fool.

barabas
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August 21st, 2008 at 12:39 AM

wtf!i already locked this shit why can ya'll still post?
Fuck i think i lost my Super Powers. Sad

whoribear
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August 21st, 2008 at 12:39 AM

Its like catching a flu. You catch cancer . How am I trying to bringing people down.

Josiah
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August 21st, 2008 at 12:41 AM

Originally posted by whoribear

BELLEZA is a fat ugly BITCH.

Oh, I dunno...guess I'm just making shit up at this point...

-- There's a marked difference between a smart man and a wise man. I would rather be a dumb wise man than a smart fool.

bigpooper
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August 21st, 2008 at 12:42 AM

well she was technically a bitch to us

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August 21st, 2008 at 12:42 AM

OH MY GAWD. THAT 70'S SHOW IS SO FUNNNAYYY.

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Truculent
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August 21st, 2008 at 12:43 AM

Originally posted by snot

HAVE YOU GUYS EVER SEEN THAT SOUR PATCH COMMERCIAL WHERE HE CUTS OFF ONE OF HER PONY TAILS?!
ZOMGGG I'D KILL THAT LITTLE GUMMY BITCH.

ME TOO IF I HAD PONY TAILS

Originally posted by barabas

wtf!i already locked this shit why can ya'll still post?
Fuck i think i lost my Super Powers.

kryptonite ftw.

--
Dwayne says:
HOORAAHHHH
schmoopie says:
BOOOOOOOBAHHHHHHHHHHHHZ

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August 21st, 2008 at 12:43 AM

DO YOU GUYS LIKE ICE CREAM?! IT'S SO YUMMY.

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whoribear
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August 21st, 2008 at 12:43 AM

Read the whole conversation.

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August 21st, 2008 at 12:44 AM

I THINK GLITTER IS PRETTY.

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Josiah
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August 21st, 2008 at 12:45 AM

Originally posted by snot

OH MY GAWD. THAT 70'S SHOW IS SO FUNNNAYYY.

I concur. And that fucking Kelso? Jesus; he makes me hot.

-- There's a marked difference between a smart man and a wise man. I would rather be a dumb wise man than a smart fool.

mafia

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August 21st, 2008 at 12:48 AM

Originally posted by whoribear

BELLEZA is a fat ugly BITCH.

are you fucking kidding me?

stfu you dumb ugly whore.

go fucking play in traffic...if you don't know her REAL name, then you OBVIOUSLY don't know her enough to say shit...

keep others names (in this case) screen names out cher mouf b4 you get hurt.

that my dear, is something to learn REALLLLL fast, irl.

so stfu you dumb nit twit, and stop fucking posting if you have nothing nice to say...........

-excluding this post...i have nothing nice to say, and i don't give a fuck.

-- -Be as careful as crossing frozen water, alert as a warrior on enemy ground.
-Be as courteous as a guest, as fluid as a stream.
-Be as shapeable as a block of wood, as receptive as a glass.
-Don't seek and don't expect.

DanWagner
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August 21st, 2008 at 12:50 AM

Well wiggle my midget shit pickle. What happened here lol? I've got to scroll back and see who somehow started WWIII. I think it's one of those weeks here. Government's been lacing our Doritos with a wrath inducing psychotropic substance.

-- OMG! That would have been so funny if that was funny!

Josiah
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August 21st, 2008 at 12:50 AM

....I'd say something to you, but you're on a roll, and I'm not in the mood to get "yelled" at, so instead, I'll merely agree.

-- There's a marked difference between a smart man and a wise man. I would rather be a dumb wise man than a smart fool.

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