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Musta took a left at Albuquerque

jokesover24
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August 21st, 2008 at 12:33 PM

I wont letchu win bby Wink

But for me, I dont like hearing no. And I don't mean that in a rape sense lol. I mean I like sex to be adventurous, so I like rolling through positions and if something doesn't hurt and you're just too lazy to do it. FUCK YOU! lol

-- Bizzam!

Whys she so mad at you?
You see women have these things in their bodies called, Expectations.

[Tye], says:
Chris says:
tye your a fucking nigger
thats where it started

Fudge

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August 21st, 2008 at 12:39 PM

You'd lose. =;

-- Jon says:
I've been wondering why Kentuckians brag about their fried chicken so much.
Jon says:
It's not like they breed genetically engineered chicken.
Danielle says:
they prolly feed their chicken pot plants

jokesover24
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August 21st, 2008 at 12:42 PM

I'm ok with that. Save some energy for after though please. Wink If I lose its because I'm holding back for the round 2 takeover.

-- Bizzam!

Whys she so mad at you?
You see women have these things in their bodies called, Expectations.

[Tye], says:
Chris says:
tye your a fucking nigger
thats where it started

Fudge

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August 21st, 2008 at 12:43 PM

It'll be a KO.
There is no round 2.

jokesover24
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August 21st, 2008 at 12:44 PM

Aww you quit after round one? tsk tsk. I always have at least 2 rounds in me.

-- Bizzam!

Whys she so mad at you?
You see women have these things in their bodies called, Expectations.

[Tye], says:
Chris says:
tye your a fucking nigger
thats where it started

Fudge

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August 21st, 2008 at 12:47 PM

Not if it's a KO. Tongue

jokesover24
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August 21st, 2008 at 12:49 PM

Well I have yet to have been KO'd. So you needa put together a plan B.

-- Bizzam!

Whys she so mad at you?
You see women have these things in their bodies called, Expectations.

[Tye], says:
Chris says:
tye your a fucking nigger
thats where it started

Fudge

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August 21st, 2008 at 12:55 PM

I don't have a plan B.
I shall just run over you with my horse.

jokesover24
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August 21st, 2008 at 12:57 PM

You're a freak. I like that Wink

-- Bizzam!

Whys she so mad at you?
You see women have these things in their bodies called, Expectations.

[Tye], says:
Chris says:
tye your a fucking nigger
thats where it started

Fudge

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Rank: High

August 21st, 2008 at 1:07 PM

You're not supposed to like it Sad
MY PLAN IS FAILING.
Whadda bout running you over with a tractor?
That might hurt more.

jokesover24
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August 21st, 2008 at 1:08 PM

Putting up a fight is only more attractive. Being welcoming, now thats the way to make me lose interest.

-- Bizzam!

Whys she so mad at you?
You see women have these things in their bodies called, Expectations.

[Tye], says:
Chris says:
tye your a fucking nigger
thats where it started

Fudge

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Rank: High

August 21st, 2008 at 1:25 PM

-.-
Me being welcoming is like the KKK worshiping blacks.

jokesover24
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August 21st, 2008 at 1:30 PM

Well then babeh hope you run fast, 'cause I'ma chasin. Cool

-- Bizzam!

Whys she so mad at you?
You see women have these things in their bodies called, Expectations.

[Tye], says:
Chris says:
tye your a fucking nigger
thats where it started

DanWagner
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August 21st, 2008 at 1:32 PM

I thought they did? They put on sacremental robes and come bringing gifts like hand made crosses for lawn ornaments. Then they start festivities and the cross is lit...

So weird. I never understood all that stuff. Why a burning religious icon? Or a ridiculous pointy dunce cap. Don't want to be recognized? Buy a ski mask dude. Cheap and less awkward. Kinda like the one the guys will be wearing when they come by and beat the shit out of you for leaving ashes all over their lawn the night before LOL

-- OMG! That would have been so funny if that was funny!

Fudge

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August 21st, 2008 at 1:36 PM

Originally posted by jokesover24

Well then babeh hope you run fast, 'cause I'ma chasin.

I'm gonna trample you with my horse and THEN ride it away. You can't outrun a horse Big Grin

jokesover24
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August 21st, 2008 at 1:37 PM

That horse is bound to get tired eventually.

-- Bizzam!

Whys she so mad at you?
You see women have these things in their bodies called, Expectations.

[Tye], says:
Chris says:
tye your a fucking nigger
thats where it started

Fudge

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Rank: High

August 21st, 2008 at 1:40 PM

They have endurance enough so that you can ride em all day. You'd be left in the dust =;

Fudge

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August 21st, 2008 at 1:41 PM

and LOL at Dan!

Sean
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August 21st, 2008 at 1:56 PM

So, um, im bored and no one is talking.

DOLLY69
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August 21st, 2008 at 1:57 PM

Originally posted by Magic_Man

i hate bad kissers, i love kissing and a bad kisser ruins it all

one girl seriously was terrible, i swear she was trying to activate my gag reflex or something. i ended just standing there trying to think of i could get the heck out!!!

If someone is a smelly, i don't do that, none of that crap.

i smell good and im a good kisser lol

and my turn offs are lack of skill and lack of cleanliness

Magic_Man
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August 21st, 2008 at 2:43 PM

Originally posted by DanWagner

I thought they did? They put on sacremental robes and come bringing gifts like hand made crosses for lawn ornaments. Then they start festivities and the cross is lit...

So weird. I never understood all that stuff. Why a burning religious icon? Or a ridiculous pointy dunce cap. Don't want to be recognized? Buy a ski mask dude. Cheap and less awkward. Kinda like the one the guys will be wearing when they come by and beat the shit out of you for leaving ashes all over their lawn the night before

Thats funny and what makes even funnier is that its pretty true, i never understood that either Dan. Nice observation.

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