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DanWagner
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August 4th, 2008 at 8:45 PM

So... what are some of the biggest sexual turn offs that made you kinda feel like smacking someone upside the head?

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August 4th, 2008 at 8:51 PM

When Danny breathes like a serial killer. All deep and raspy.

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Bone_Fracture
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August 4th, 2008 at 9:17 PM

bad breath
nasty smell
hairy armpits (yuck)

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August 4th, 2008 at 10:00 PM

People that think kissing good means eating the other persons face.
Bad breath.
When they try and talk dirty and just fail miserably.

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OutsiDer
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August 4th, 2008 at 10:02 PM

When they get clingy "Hi I'm in your face!?"
How about I put my fist in yours Sad

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August 7th, 2008 at 2:07 AM

like others have said... when one's personal hygiene isn't up to par.

some people like this.. but i HATE when my earlobes are kissed and stuff. bleh.

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August 7th, 2008 at 2:09 AM

I don't mind the earlobes..but I have had more than one boy think it's okay for them to stick their tongue in my ear. Umm... no..

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ReKLeS_RiDeR
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August 7th, 2008 at 2:11 AM

It has not happened yet. But, if say, I were dating someone and that bitch ever farted in front of me. INSTA-BREAKUP. Fuck that. That is my BIGGEST turn off.

-- Women are like parking spots, they're liars and whores.

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August 7th, 2008 at 2:11 AM

LOL! yeah.. i don't know. i just don't trust anything in or around my ears. the last time i had a guy nibble on my ear, he breathed into my ear and i ended up with an ear ache. so.. no more of that shizz for me. i hate it.

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August 7th, 2008 at 2:39 AM

Dirty talk. Just shut up and do me.
Anything to do with my/their feet.
Lacking in the cleanliness department.

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Scream
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August 7th, 2008 at 2:55 AM

Feet.
Ick.

The word 'cunt'.

Explaining to me what you are doing to me while you are doing it.
LOLOLOLOL.

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August 7th, 2008 at 3:16 AM

this one girl was on top of me during...and she looked at me and said i'm gonna hit u now...then she slapped the shit outta my face....ummm yeah, turn off haha

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August 7th, 2008 at 3:21 AM

Originally posted by seansworld

this one girl was on top of me during...and she looked at me and said i'm gonna hit u now...then she slapped the shit outta my face....ummm yeah, turn off haha

ROFL

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August 7th, 2008 at 3:34 AM

yeah pretty bad...lmfao

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sexpistol
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August 7th, 2008 at 10:36 AM

People should really stay away from my ears, it turns me on TOO much.

Ummm, yeah, hygiene.

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August 7th, 2008 at 10:37 AM

Originally posted by Erinana

Dirty talk. Just shut up and do me.
Anything to do with my/their feet.
Lacking in the cleanliness department.

Exactly the same with all of them, actually.

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and i gots me a probe, wanna see?
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just don't scream the name ''SHAUN'' when you probe me.

dutchoven
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August 7th, 2008 at 11:16 AM

i made the mistake of asking a girl "what she wanted" and she replied "I want you to play with my crotch"

the word "crotch" is quite possibly the biggest mood killer since Hitler

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August 7th, 2008 at 11:20 AM

Oh god, crotch is a turn off word, lmao!
Same with twat and cunt.

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you can be a shaved sheep?
Andeh / OutsiDer says:
and i gots me a probe, wanna see?
Cazr says:
just don't scream the name ''SHAUN'' when you probe me.

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August 7th, 2008 at 11:25 AM

When guys say the word panties. Sex? no thank you..

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Magic_Man
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August 21st, 2008 at 10:52 AM

i hate bad kissers, i love kissing and a bad kisser ruins it all

one girl seriously was terrible, i swear she was trying to activate my gag reflex or something. i ended just standing there trying to think of i could get the heck out!!!

If someone is a smelly, i don't do that, none of that crap.

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August 21st, 2008 at 11:10 AM

Originally posted by snot

When guys say the word panties. Sex? no thank you..

Panties is such a dirty word. I feel so dirty saying it.

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Valium
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August 21st, 2008 at 11:18 AM

Yeah, a bad kisser has to be up there on the list for me.
You could be hot as hell and good at everything else, but if you're a bad kisser, then gtfo.

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IgnoranceisBliss
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August 21st, 2008 at 11:34 AM

Dirty talk especially if its bad...I've actually laughed at a dude before.

One time I was told afterwards that i was just a people pleaser...that wasn't really cool.

For some reason, some guys think licking/kissing ears is a turn on...its not. I'm not a fan of having slobber all over my ears.

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fairy
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August 21st, 2008 at 12:14 PM

dirty as in smelly, anywhere
bad taste in mouth *vomit*
balding (yarly)
sweaty palms
lack of confidence

and the list goes on and on and on and on. it's hard for me to ever reeeeallllyyyyy get into it

Fudge

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August 21st, 2008 at 12:26 PM

Honestly...
Like if we're play-wrestling, letting me win pisses me off so much.
I lose all sense of hormones Sad

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I've been wondering why Kentuckians brag about their fried chicken so much.
Jon says:
It's not like they breed genetically engineered chicken.
Danielle says:
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