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Dasweetestgal
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August 5th, 2008 at 2:44 AM

hahahah night.

-- Me: What's green and has wheels?
Her: Um... the mystery machine?
Me: Nice try, but no.
Her: What then?
Me: A FROG!!!
Her: --silence--
Me: --silence--
Her: A frog?
Me: I lied about the wheels.

dutchoven
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August 5th, 2008 at 2:44 AM

its all about prostate stimulation

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August 5th, 2008 at 2:45 AM

Originally posted by dutchoven

its all about prostate stimulation

took the words right out of my mouth.

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dutchoven
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August 5th, 2008 at 2:46 AM

actually i took them out of my ass

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August 5th, 2008 at 2:46 AM

My mistake.

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dutchoven
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August 5th, 2008 at 2:47 AM

that's all right you can make it up to me by playing with my prostate

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August 5th, 2008 at 2:49 AM

It's your lucky day..I just so happen to have a surplus of gloves and lube.

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dutchoven
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August 5th, 2008 at 2:50 AM

no dildo = no dice

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August 5th, 2008 at 2:50 AM

I have a big black one with your name on it.

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dutchoven
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August 5th, 2008 at 2:52 AM

let's do this

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August 5th, 2008 at 2:54 AM

I'm game.

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dutchoven
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August 5th, 2008 at 2:56 AM

I'm gonna put this convo in my wank bank.

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August 5th, 2008 at 2:59 AM

I already bated to it four times.

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Blush
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August 5th, 2008 at 3:00 AM

Wow that was an interesting conversation to read.

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dutchoven
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August 5th, 2008 at 3:01 AM

feel free to join in

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Blush
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August 5th, 2008 at 3:03 AM

oh I'll just grab my rainbow/ waterproof vibrator

lol

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August 5th, 2008 at 3:04 AM

It's about time we threw a little color into the mix.

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Blush
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August 5th, 2008 at 3:04 AM

Night Tongue

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DanWagner
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August 5th, 2008 at 3:16 AM

Why does everyone wait until I leave before everything gets hot Roll Eyes

I'ma go stand in the corner, bate and cry.

Lol. That's actually a funny picture. SCREW YOU GUYS! I CAN AMUSE MYSELF LOL

-- OMG! That would have been so funny if that was funny!

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August 5th, 2008 at 3:16 AM

you can use your tears as lube!

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DanWagner
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August 5th, 2008 at 3:18 AM

Squeak squeak squeak... *sniffle* squeak....

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August 5th, 2008 at 3:18 AM

lolol.

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dutchoven
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August 5th, 2008 at 3:25 AM

lets have a sword fight dan

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DanWagner
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August 5th, 2008 at 3:29 AM

I only gots a dagger. Look at my eyes. I R half Chinese.

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Magic_Man
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August 20th, 2008 at 9:56 AM

yeah its pretty much addictive, i heard it was more powerful than crack and less damaging so its a win win lol jk DRUGS ARE BAD!!!

I personally know guys who wank it 2-3 times a day everyday.

and no there is no damage done by it, provided you do it right and don't fall in the shower.

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