Masturbation....

August 20th, 2008 at 10:03 AM

This line of questioning sounds like it's coming from someone who's never tried, before. That scares me, to be honest.

Originally posted by DanWagner

Originally posted by snot

I bate like thirty..forty times a day.

If I didn't like you so much I would have asked if you needed a hand.

August 20th, 2008 at 10:18 AM

'Cause there's an inverse relationship between respect and sects, I'm talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect, that says you can't have sex with members of different sects, but you can't have sex with members of the same sex--So if the sects can't be different, the sex can't be same, then the only sex left is some left hand shame.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-ap5Fp2T6c

August 20th, 2008 at 10:20 AM

Originally posted by Giggles

Originally posted by DanWagner

Originally posted by snot

I bate like thirty..forty times a day.

If I didn't like you so much I would have asked if you needed a hand.

Looks like she's already got a couple.

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August 20th, 2008 at 10:20 AM

Then...how do you... ooo.

August 20th, 2008 at 10:23 AM

My nubs work wonders....

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August 20th, 2008 at 10:25 AM

My imagination took it somewhere else, really.
But, I guess the handless ends would be just effective, if not moreso. Sacrificing precision for blunt force, and whatnot.

August 20th, 2008 at 12:00 PM

I know people that claim to be chronic masturbaters, but, I think it's because they're bored and have nothing else to do.

Im sure that if they were in public and needed to touch themselves, then they could wait until they got home. Now, something more addictive like smoking, you would have to go outside and light up.

August 20th, 2008 at 12:18 PM

Originally posted by Giggles

My imagination took it somewhere else, really.
But, I guess the handless ends would be just effective, if not moreso. Sacrificing precision for blunt force, and whatnot.

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August 20th, 2008 at 1:16 PM

Originally posted by Scream

I know people that claim to be chronic masturbaters, but, I think it's because they're bored and have nothing else to do.

Im sure that if they were in public and needed to touch themselves, then they could wait until they got home. Now, something more addictive like smoking, you would have to go outside and light up.

August 20th, 2008 at 1:17 PM

Originally posted by Scream

I know people that claim to be chronic masturbaters, but, I think it's because they're bored and have nothing else to do.

Im sure that if they were in public and needed to touch themselves, then they could wait until they got home. Now, something more addictive like smoking, you would have to go outside and light up.

August 20th, 2008 at 1:29 PM

Originally posted by Scream

I know people that claim to be chronic masturbaters, but, I think it's because they're bored and have nothing else to do.

Im sure that if they were in public and needed to touch themselves, then they could wait until they got home. Now, something more addictive like smoking, you would have to go outside and light up.

August 20th, 2008 at 1:42 PM

Originally posted by DanWagner

Originally posted by Scream

I know people that claim to be chronic masturbaters, but, I think it's because they're bored and have nothing else to do.

Im sure that if they were in public and needed to touch themselves, then they could wait until they got home. Now, something more addictive like smoking, you would have to go outside and light up.

That really bugs me. There was a time in America when you could whack off at the comfort of your own desk. Now however, offices make you go outside, sometimes in the rain. Left standing out there like outcasts in little choking groups. Sometimes the elitist non chokers scowl at you as they go by or tell you choking is bad for your health. It smells and stains your clothing... the effects of second hand choking if they get too close THEY end up walking away smelling like choke.

It's just not popular to be a choker anymore. Everyone regards it a filthy habit.

August 20th, 2008 at 1:54 PM

Originally posted by DanWagner

Originally posted by Scream

I know people that claim to be chronic masturbaters, but, I think it's because they're bored and have nothing else to do.

Im sure that if they were in public and needed to touch themselves, then they could wait until they got home. Now, something more addictive like smoking, you would have to go outside and light up.

That really bugs me. There was a time in America when you could whack off at the comfort of your own desk. Now however, offices make you go outside, sometimes in the rain. Left standing out there like outcasts in little choking groups. Sometimes the elitist non chokers scowl at you as they go by or tell you choking is bad for your health. It smells and stains your clothing... the effects of second hand choking if they get too close THEY end up walking away smelling like choke.

It's just not popular to be a choker anymore. Everyone regards it a filthy habit.

August 20th, 2008 at 2:01 PM

lol, love you too.

August 24th, 2008 at 8:31 AM

I rarely masturbate, I save myself for the real thing. KABOOM!