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I will have you all know,

Scream
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August 11th, 2008 at 1:54 PM

That this girl is amazing.

Not only is she gangsturr.as.fuck, but she also has a pretty alright personality. OK! Jay kay, she has an awesome personality. I can be completely wacky and random with her, and she does it right back. Boy problems, I drop them on her, and she's just like, "OMG K! It's gun' b okai.".

Give her love.

-- Kryssa: Tell your gf to fuck off.
Kryssa: And c'mere!
Matt: lol you are my gf!

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August 11th, 2008 at 1:55 PM

who's that slut?

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Scream
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August 11th, 2008 at 1:56 PM

She's MY slut.

Clearly. Red Face

-- Kryssa: Tell your gf to fuck off.
Kryssa: And c'mere!
Matt: lol you are my gf!

Sarah
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August 11th, 2008 at 1:56 PM

i miss jessica.

she'll always be my little charizard <3

-- Megan says:
i think im going to take my laptop in the bathroom and make sarah watch me poop

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August 11th, 2008 at 1:57 PM

I'd let her put it in my butt.

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Joe
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August 11th, 2008 at 2:00 PM

I like her. She's cool.

-- Join Kill Your Boredom

mafia

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August 11th, 2008 at 2:02 PM

Originally posted by Vagitarian

I'd let her put it in my butt.

hey bby...let's play with my toys <3...

anyways, yeah, she's hawt...I'd tap that...twice even...

I've seen her around the forums, she's pretty awesome, if you ask me.

-- -Be as careful as crossing frozen water, alert as a warrior on enemy ground.
-Be as courteous as a guest, as fluid as a stream.
-Be as shapeable as a block of wood, as receptive as a glass.
-Don't seek and don't expect.

dutchoven
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August 11th, 2008 at 2:04 PM

she can make me pancakes

-- I'm not gay. I'm just a straight guy who likes sucking cock.

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August 11th, 2008 at 2:04 PM

We laugh a lot.
If she were here right now, and said something like
"aww, thanks guys"
I'd go "thank this, and grab my crotch.

She'd understand.

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August 11th, 2008 at 2:07 PM

WTF. SHE GAVE ME CRABS.

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barabas
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August 11th, 2008 at 2:11 PM

I miss her.

who's jessica?

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August 11th, 2008 at 2:26 PM

some slut.

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August 11th, 2008 at 2:36 PM

I aspire to be like her each morning when I wake up.

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August 11th, 2008 at 2:38 PM

Originally posted by snot

I aspire to be like her each morning when I wake up.

you're just trying to get n00dz.

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August 11th, 2008 at 2:42 PM

SO WHAT IF I AM.

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August 11th, 2008 at 2:44 PM

she likes my pootang juice

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August 11th, 2008 at 2:45 PM

That's how you get them.
And if you're trying to get her to love you,
find the clitoris.

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August 11th, 2008 at 2:49 PM

I'll keep that in mind..thanks for the tip!

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August 11th, 2008 at 2:57 PM

DON'T find the clitoris. She'll give you crabs.

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August 11th, 2008 at 2:57 PM

I like crabs...

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August 11th, 2008 at 2:58 PM

WILL I FIND THE KING CRAB IF I FIND THE CLIT?

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August 11th, 2008 at 3:01 PM

IF BY KING CRAB, YOU MEAN SYPHILLIS, THEN YES.

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August 11th, 2008 at 3:03 PM

Ohbby.

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August 11th, 2008 at 3:03 PM

Oh Karina..how do you always know exactly what I'm thinking...

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August 11th, 2008 at 3:09 PM

I think I have, like, espn or something.

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