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Detroit
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August 13th, 2008 at 3:55 PM

BUT WHEN THE SPEED LIMIT SIGN SAYS FUCKING 60? DON'T GO 45. OKAY? THANK YOU. LEARN HOW TO FUCKING DRIVE THEN I WON'T HAVE TO TAILGATE.
PLEASE.
LEARN.
TO.
FUCKING.
DRIVE.

1. Don't take forever to turn a goddamn corner like your car is worth anything.
2. Don't fucking cut in front of me when there's barely enough room.
3. Get off your fucking phone and watch the road, I don't want to get fucking sideswiped because you're on your damn phone and sipping starbucks.

FUCK, I hate washington drivers.

-- Victor: I'll give you a ring.
Jess: Will you?
Victor: Yeah, a black one around your eye if you don't watch it.
Jess: LOL fucking asshole
Victor: LOL

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August 13th, 2008 at 3:57 PM

Maybe you're just not that great of a driver?

HMMMM?

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E
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August 13th, 2008 at 3:58 PM

HE WAS ON A BIKE!!!! LOL

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August 13th, 2008 at 3:58 PM

I have the world worst road rage. I've been known to stop my car in the middle of the street to get out and yell at people.

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Mattnation
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August 13th, 2008 at 3:58 PM

Massachusetts drivers are worse I can be. FUCKING hate them.

-- http://mattnation4.blogspot.com

Detroit
Posts: 1908
Rank: Super

August 13th, 2008 at 3:59 PM

No.
I know how to drive.
I know how to read GIANT numbers on a sign telling me how fast the rest of traffic is going to be going.
People turn like their car is going to hit something, no. You have plenty of room. Get that shit out of the way.

-- Victor: I'll give you a ring.
Jess: Will you?
Victor: Yeah, a black one around your eye if you don't watch it.
Jess: LOL fucking asshole
Victor: LOL

Detroit
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Rank: Super

August 13th, 2008 at 4:00 PM

Originally posted by E

HE WAS ON A BIKE!!!!

LOL YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF HOW MUCH I HATE PEOPLE ON BIKES THAT CYCLE IN THE LANES. LOOOOL
FUCK.
THEY HAVE A DESIGNATED AREA FOR THAT SHIT

-- Victor: I'll give you a ring.
Jess: Will you?
Victor: Yeah, a black one around your eye if you don't watch it.
Jess: LOL fucking asshole
Victor: LOL

Belleza
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August 13th, 2008 at 4:00 PM

Originally posted by Mattnation

Massachusetts drivers are worse as can be. FUCKING hate them.

And Connecticut drivers.

-- Andy: So, they decriminalized pot in massachusetts
Andy: just thought you'd like to know
Andy: pothead!

Detroit
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Rank: Super

August 13th, 2008 at 4:00 PM

Originally posted by snot

I have the world worst road rage. I've been known to stop my car in the middle of the street to get out and yell at people.

I have extremely bad road rage too, but that doens't make me a bad driver.

-- Victor: I'll give you a ring.
Jess: Will you?
Victor: Yeah, a black one around your eye if you don't watch it.
Jess: LOL fucking asshole
Victor: LOL

fairy
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August 13th, 2008 at 4:01 PM

Originally posted by snot

I have the world worst road rage. I've been known to stop my car in the middle of the street to get out and yell at people.

lol, do tell

Valium
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August 13th, 2008 at 4:01 PM

If you ever drove in Quebec you would commit suicide.

-- Your willy feels like paparcutz. On my hand.
I rate like that.

Detroit
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Rank: Super

August 13th, 2008 at 4:01 PM

Originally posted by Mattnation

Massachusetts drivers are worse I can be. FUCKING hate them.

Oregon drivers are crazy too

-- Victor: I'll give you a ring.
Jess: Will you?
Victor: Yeah, a black one around your eye if you don't watch it.
Jess: LOL fucking asshole
Victor: LOL

Mattnation
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August 13th, 2008 at 4:01 PM

Originally posted by Belleza

Originally posted by Mattnation

Massachusetts drivers are worse as can be. FUCKING hate them.

And Connecticut drivers.

Never seen them. Crying

-- http://mattnation4.blogspot.com

Detroit
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Rank: Super

August 13th, 2008 at 4:02 PM

Originally posted by Valium

If you ever drove in Quebec you would commit suicide.

I wanted to kill someone today. Idk who. But I woulda killed the first senior citizen in my way

-- Victor: I'll give you a ring.
Jess: Will you?
Victor: Yeah, a black one around your eye if you don't watch it.
Jess: LOL fucking asshole
Victor: LOL

Belleza
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August 13th, 2008 at 4:04 PM

Originally posted by Mattnation

Originally posted by Belleza

Originally posted by Mattnation

Massachusetts drivers are worse as can be. FUCKING hate them.

And Connecticut drivers.

Never seen them.

Ugh, be greatful. They're just as bad. Did I tell you my story?
Probably not. I'll tell you now.

I was partying with a bunch of people back in September (FOREVER AGO, I know) and as we're going to bed there was this guy from Massachusetts, apparently, and he's sitting on the ground screaming "I'm a Masshole, a Massachusetts asshole!" Then he'd get back up and say it then he'd sit down. He was completely fucked. He finally shut up though. Maybe that's another reason why I hate people from MA.

-- Andy: So, they decriminalized pot in massachusetts
Andy: just thought you'd like to know
Andy: pothead!

Detroit
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Rank: Super

August 13th, 2008 at 4:05 PM

THIS ISN'T FUCKING STORY TIME.
THIS IS JESS BEING ANGRY AT SHITTY PEOPLE WHO CAN'T DRIVE.

ps- i hate the freeway.

-- Victor: I'll give you a ring.
Jess: Will you?
Victor: Yeah, a black one around your eye if you don't watch it.
Jess: LOL fucking asshole
Victor: LOL

Mattnation
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August 13th, 2008 at 4:05 PM

Originally posted by Belleza

Originally posted by Mattnation

Originally posted by Belleza

Originally posted by Mattnation

Massachusetts drivers are worse as can be. FUCKING hate them.

And Connecticut drivers.

Never seen them.

Ugh, be greatful. They're just as bad. Did I tell you my story?
Probably not. I'll tell you now.

I was partying with a bunch of people back in September (FOREVER AGO, I know) and as we're going to bed there was this guy from Massachusetts, apparently, and he's sitting on the ground screaming "I'm a Masshole, a Massachusetts asshole!" Then he'd get back up and say it then he'd sit down. He was completely fucked. He finally shut up though. Maybe that's another reason why I hate people from MA.

Boston is amazing though.

-- http://mattnation4.blogspot.com

Belleza
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August 13th, 2008 at 4:08 PM

Originally posted by Detroit

THIS ISN'T FUCKING STORY TIME.
THIS IS JESS BEING ANGRY AT SHITTY PEOPLE WHO CAN'T DRIVE.

ps- i hate the freeway.

FUXU.
IT'S STORY TIME ALL THE TIME.

ps. you suck my vagina gud.

-- Andy: So, they decriminalized pot in massachusetts
Andy: just thought you'd like to know
Andy: pothead!

Detroit
Posts: 1908
Rank: Super

August 13th, 2008 at 4:09 PM

IT'S NOT STORY TIME WHEN I'LL TAKE A REAL STORY BOOK AND HIT YOUR FACE WITH IT, NOOOWW IS IT???

I hate vagina.

-- Victor: I'll give you a ring.
Jess: Will you?
Victor: Yeah, a black one around your eye if you don't watch it.
Jess: LOL fucking asshole
Victor: LOL

boredom_killz Pro Member

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August 13th, 2008 at 4:10 PM

i have sooooooo many pet peeves when it comes to the way other people drive. it DRIVES me crazy.

but i really hate slow turners, and slow drivers. those people make me feel like side swiping them. and i'm usually a really patient person too. i guess not when it comes to driving.

-- "Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat. It's not a goddamn seminar. Stop trying to control everything and just let go! ...LET GO!"

sexpistol
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August 13th, 2008 at 4:11 PM

LOL, E.

And you tell him!

-- Andeh / OutsiDer says:
you can be a shaved sheep?
Andeh / OutsiDer says:
and i gots me a probe, wanna see?
Cazr says:
just don't scream the name ''SHAUN'' when you probe me.

Detroit
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Rank: Super

August 13th, 2008 at 4:11 PM

Originally posted by boredom_killz

i have sooooooo many pet peeves when it comes to the way other people drive. it DRIVES me crazy.

but i really hate slow turners, and slow drivers. those people make me feel like side swiping them. and i'm usually a really patient person too. i guess not when it comes to driving.

Slow turners are SO annoying. I shouldn't even have to slow down while someone else is turning unless I'm relatively close to them. But if I'm at least two car spaces? I shouldn't have to slow down.

-- Victor: I'll give you a ring.
Jess: Will you?
Victor: Yeah, a black one around your eye if you don't watch it.
Jess: LOL fucking asshole
Victor: LOL

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August 13th, 2008 at 4:12 PM

loser.

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DanWagner
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August 13th, 2008 at 4:12 PM

When it comes to driving etc.? I think I can sum my feelings up nicely.

Jack Nicholson is my fucking hero. One yuppy, one golf club, one fucked up car.

That shit should be legalized if justified.

-- OMG! That would have been so funny if that was funny!

Detroit
Posts: 1908
Rank: Super

August 13th, 2008 at 4:13 PM

Originally posted by sexpistol

LOL, E.

And you tell him!

Oh don't you worry Cazmanian Devil, I DID.
That's your new nickname, btw

-- Victor: I'll give you a ring.
Jess: Will you?
Victor: Yeah, a black one around your eye if you don't watch it.
Jess: LOL fucking asshole
Victor: LOL

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