I know, right?

August 21st, 2008 at 5:12 AM

So, A list of things I wish to do before I die. I've already done like...4 ha. I HAVE A LONG WAYS TO GO. List your top 10 things you'd like to do before you die.

1. Flip over card table and shoot everyone sitting around it.
2. Slap somebody with a stack of hundred dollar bills.
3. Own a bounce house.
4. Punch Bill Gates.
5. Punch Justin Long for apple commercials.
6. Blow Up car.
7. Have sex with Ryans mom.
8. Have sex with Seans mom.
9. Drive a cop car naked.
10. Punch Rocky(Stoneys dad) and live.
11. Drink a beer with Stoney.
12. Prove Stoney wrong.
13. Write sexy story to penthouse.
14. Help illegal Mexicans across border.
15. Get shot in the leg.
16. Build a he-man-woman-hater club.
17. Be in a fight club.
18. Party with Lil Jon.
19. Throw a smoke bomb to cover escape.
20. Be extra in a movie.
21. Write my own book.
22. Wreck a Nissan 350z.
23. Pull a "Dukes of Hazzard" with the dixie horn.
24. Let everyone know how I really feel.
25. Kick a door in.
26. Drive forklift through a gate.
27. Disarm Small Explosive.
28. Arm small explosive.
29. Punt small child or animal of equal size.
30. Have sex in nanner suit.
31. Ride a donkey.
32. Put on 30 minute comedy show.
33. Jack Knife a big rig.
34. Beat Asian in a break dance battle.
35. Dance a whole song and don't spill it.
36. Meet the girl that played "Jan Brady"
37. Dive out of a window.
38. Door somebody.
39. Ghost ride a forklift.
40. Own short bus.
41. Be set on fire for a minute.
42. Beat guitar hero on expert then smash guitar into t.v.
43. Own a shirt with my picture on it.
44. Fornicate with midget.
45. Start small fire fight.

August 21st, 2008 at 12:50 PM

1.) Go Skydiving
2.) Study Abroad
3.) Own a VW bus with a camper top
4.) Learn Piano
5.) Bungee Jumping
6.) Go to Africa
And there's tons more but that's it for now.

August 21st, 2008 at 2:13 PM

Things to do before I die.

1. Marry Danny
2. Meet Dayna

August 21st, 2008 at 3:44 PM

Originally posted by ReKLeS_RiDeR

42. Beat guitar hero on expert then smash guitar into t.v.

No Info

August 21st, 2008 at 3:55 PM

i like the stack of hundreds one that sounds like fun

August 23rd, 2008 at 4:30 AM

I rock.

August 23rd, 2008 at 5:59 AM

James I seriously *aweed* at "let everyone know how you truly feel."

August 23rd, 2008 at 11:01 AM

1. kill chrissykins

August 23rd, 2008 at 1:28 PM

Lmao.
You're amazing, James.

Mines pretty standard.

1] Pop out a couple kids.
2] Have a successful marriage.
3] Live debt free.
4] Go to Cali at least once.
5] Vacation in Venice.
6] Go to different art galleries around the world.
7] Study forensics.
8] Sing at karaoke night, completely drunk.
9] Shake Steve Jobs hand.
10] Do something big completely on impulse and not worry about the repercussions.
11] Live in Australia.
12] Go on a safari.
13] Design my own clothes.
14] See my little brother graduate.

August 23rd, 2008 at 11:45 PM

1) visit norway (kristinsand, bryggen, and sognefjord)
2) visit russia and participate in a pagan ritual
3) fuck a norwegian
4) visit croatia
5) get banned from britain
6) finish 2 black metal cds
7) continue my bloodline
8) learn to surf
9) go to wacken open air in germany
10) go to las vegas

August 24th, 2008 at 12:14 AM

1) Give my chub's to Magi.
2) Blow up the whole world with a tank.
3) Beat up George Bush, both of them.
4) Go on the set of Sesame Street and Tickle Elmo to death.
5) Buy a midget for Magi to use as a slave.
6) Figure out how to burp, sneeze, fart, cough, and hiccup all at the same time without spontaneously imploding.
7) Save a panda from some poachers.
8) Dress up as a fully reconstructible transformer for Halloween.
9) Visit Magi.
10) Add the word "Coughbubbins" to the dictionary.

I have more but I'll pause here for the time being.

No Info

August 24th, 2008 at 12:28 AM

1. Travel the world
2. Receive Bobby's chubs. After all he's willing to go halfway for me...
3. Learn how to speak French and Italian.
4. Become a chef.
5. Own my own restaurant...hopefully multiple ones.
6. Learn how to play the drums.
7. Make out with at least one of my dream men....and there's far too many to list.
8. Actually hang out with Willem Dafoe...he's my great uncle and I've only seen him like once.
9. Punch George Bush in the face.
10. Move to California and get some prescription marijuana.
11. Buy a school bus and turn it into an RV that runs completely off of used veggie oil...and then go on a longggg road trip.

There's many more but I'm done making this list now.

No Info

November 7th, 2008 at 7:26 PM

I'm bored. I want to see more.

November 7th, 2008 at 7:53 PM

Originally posted by Scream


7] Study forensics.

November 7th, 2008 at 9:43 PM

Originally posted by Account Gone

Originally posted by ReKLeS_RiDeR

42. Beat guitar hero on expert then smash guitar into t.v.

lolol. loser.

November 7th, 2008 at 9:44 PM

Originally posted by Scream

10] Do something big completely on impulse and not worry about the repercussions.

November 9th, 2008 at 9:16 PM

Are 30 and 31 a reference to any particular set of internet pseudo-memes?