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NewEraBob
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October 20th, 2008 at 11:28 PM Quote

how would you handle a girl who used her bro hoe nails to claw your arm and actually broke the skin? it happened last thursday but i have to sit by her tomorrow Mad.

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mafia
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October 20th, 2008 at 11:29 PM Quote

i'd get tested for STDs...and rabies.

-- -Be as careful as crossing frozen water, alert as a warrior on enemy ground.
-Be as courteous as a guest, as fluid as a stream.
-Be as shapeable as a block of wood, as receptive as a glass.
-Don't seek and don't expect.

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Dasweetestgal
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October 20th, 2008 at 11:30 PM Quote

psh.
i'd bitchslap that hoe.

-- Me: What's green and has wheels?
Her: Um... the mystery machine?
Me: Nice try, but no.
Her: What then?
Me: A FROG!!!
Her: --silence--
Me: --silence--
Her: A frog?
Me: I lied about the wheels.

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NewEraBob
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October 20th, 2008 at 11:30 PM Quote

yeah as soon as she did it i told her to go get her rabbies shot

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October 20th, 2008 at 11:31 PM Quote

...so you have rabies?

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-Be as courteous as a guest, as fluid as a stream.
-Be as shapeable as a block of wood, as receptive as a glass.
-Don't seek and don't expect.

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Dasweetestgal
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October 20th, 2008 at 11:31 PM Quote

haha i always use the rabies thing when ppl spit on me, cut me, bite me, anything of the sort.
...
not that that happens alot...
lol

-- Me: What's green and has wheels?
Her: Um... the mystery machine?
Me: Nice try, but no.
Her: What then?
Me: A FROG!!!
Her: --silence--
Me: --silence--
Her: A frog?
Me: I lied about the wheels.

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NewEraBob
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October 20th, 2008 at 11:31 PM Quote

yeah you can cause youre a girl, i dont think itll be good if i bitch slap her, i have a feeling shes going to claw me again...

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NewEraBob
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October 20th, 2008 at 11:33 PM Quote

she scratched me so i dont think i contracted rabbies, she used her nails not her teeth

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Dasweetestgal
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October 20th, 2008 at 11:35 PM Quote

just ignore her.
act normal.
maybe even cheesily nice.
most girls like to see that they're gettin a rise out of someone.
so when they see its not working, it'll drive her crazy.
i was always pour syrup on ppl who are evil to me.
i use words like sweetheart, dear, and say toodles when im leaving.
and paint this huge cheesy smile on when im talking to them.
it bugs them so badly.
XD
but if this isn't the case, then i still say u bitchslap her.
hahaha

-- Me: What's green and has wheels?
Her: Um... the mystery machine?
Me: Nice try, but no.
Her: What then?
Me: A FROG!!!
Her: --silence--
Me: --silence--
Her: A frog?
Me: I lied about the wheels.

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mafia
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October 20th, 2008 at 11:36 PM Quote

next time you see her be like...

"so. i have HIV...and you scratched me. you should go get tested."

totally freak her out.

-- -Be as careful as crossing frozen water, alert as a warrior on enemy ground.
-Be as courteous as a guest, as fluid as a stream.
-Be as shapeable as a block of wood, as receptive as a glass.
-Don't seek and don't expect.

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NewEraBob
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October 20th, 2008 at 11:37 PM Quote

well the reason i got clawed was cause she butted in my conversation and i cheesily said this is an a b conversation so c ur way out and she just punched me then clawed me. ha syrup? thought you said soup haha

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Dasweetestgal
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October 20th, 2008 at 11:38 PM Quote

Originally posted by NewEraBob

well the reason i got clawed was cause she butted in my conversation and i cheesily said this is an a b conversation so c ur way out and she just punched me then clawed me. ha syrup? thought you said soup haha

lol
no, def syrup.
dude, soup makes no sense whatsoever.
haha

-- Me: What's green and has wheels?
Her: Um... the mystery machine?
Me: Nice try, but no.
Her: What then?
Me: A FROG!!!
Her: --silence--
Me: --silence--
Her: A frog?
Me: I lied about the wheels.

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Dasweetestgal
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October 20th, 2008 at 11:39 PM Quote

Originally posted by mafia

next time you see her be like...

"so. i have HIV...and you scratched me. you should go get tested."

totally freak her out.

haha nice

-- Me: What's green and has wheels?
Her: Um... the mystery machine?
Me: Nice try, but no.
Her: What then?
Me: A FROG!!!
Her: --silence--
Me: --silence--
Her: A frog?
Me: I lied about the wheels.

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NewEraBob
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October 20th, 2008 at 11:39 PM Quote

lol thats a good one, i thought bout bringing in an empty shot needle and filling it with water n saying here, for your rabbies

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October 20th, 2008 at 11:40 PM Quote

hahaha

-- Me: What's green and has wheels?
Her: Um... the mystery machine?
Me: Nice try, but no.
Her: What then?
Me: A FROG!!!
Her: --silence--
Me: --silence--
Her: A frog?
Me: I lied about the wheels.

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NewEraBob
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October 20th, 2008 at 11:41 PM Quote

well soups hot, usually when you eat soup its hot. so i figured it hurt to have it poured on you.

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Dasweetestgal
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October 20th, 2008 at 11:42 PM Quote

Originally posted by NewEraBob

well soups hot, usually when you eat soup its hot. so i figured it hurt to have it poured on you.

XD
i didnt mean LITERALLY!
when i said pour syrup on them, i was referring to being extremely sweet to them. lol

-- Me: What's green and has wheels?
Her: Um... the mystery machine?
Me: Nice try, but no.
Her: What then?
Me: A FROG!!!
Her: --silence--
Me: --silence--
Her: A frog?
Me: I lied about the wheels.

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October 20th, 2008 at 11:42 PM Quote

you look like a piece of winterfresh

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Dasweetestgal
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October 20th, 2008 at 11:45 PM Quote

Originally posted by Starcleaner

you look like a piece of winterfresh

O.o
that was odd.
but then again,
that's nothing surprising. lol

-- Me: What's green and has wheels?
Her: Um... the mystery machine?
Me: Nice try, but no.
Her: What then?
Me: A FROG!!!
Her: --silence--
Me: --silence--
Her: A frog?
Me: I lied about the wheels.

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October 20th, 2008 at 11:45 PM Quote

is that fucking gummy worms ?

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Dasweetestgal
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October 20th, 2008 at 11:46 PM Quote

Originally posted by Starcleaner

is that fucking gummy worms ?

ok.
now im just lost.
i suspect this is intentional. lol

-- Me: What's green and has wheels?
Her: Um... the mystery machine?
Me: Nice try, but no.
Her: What then?
Me: A FROG!!!
Her: --silence--
Me: --silence--
Her: A frog?
Me: I lied about the wheels.

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October 20th, 2008 at 11:48 PM Quote

I break skin with my nails all the time.
PREJUDICE.

-- Me: I keep telling myself not to eat as much, but everything I want to eat just mocks me
Andeh: That's not just everything you wanna eat, that's everything

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Dasweetestgal
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October 20th, 2008 at 11:49 PM Quote

Originally posted by Fudge

I break skin with my nails all the time.
PREJUDICE.

hahahah


cute display, btw

-- Me: What's green and has wheels?
Her: Um... the mystery machine?
Me: Nice try, but no.
Her: What then?
Me: A FROG!!!
Her: --silence--
Me: --silence--
Her: A frog?
Me: I lied about the wheels.

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October 20th, 2008 at 11:49 PM Quote

put this shit in the oven like a jew.

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October 20th, 2008 at 11:52 PM Quote

Originally posted by mafia

next time you see her be like...

"so. i have HIV...and you scratched me. you should go get tested."

totally freak her out.
That should be used

-- You don't write because you want to say something. You write because you've got something to say.- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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