-- Me: I keep telling myself not to eat as much, but everything I want to eat just mocks me
Andeh: That's not just everything you wanna eat, that's everything
-- Me: What's green and has wheels?
Her: Um... the mystery machine?
Me: Nice try, but no.
Her: What then?
Me: A FROG!!!
Her: --silence--
Me: --silence--
Her: A frog?
Me: I lied about the wheels.