My boyfriend says some of the funniest things.

October 23rd, 2008 at 5:55 PM

Today while I was in class, he texted me and was being rather...poetic/metaphorical. It was pretty freakin' funny (I thought), and here I am reading these texts with a HUGE grin on my face (trying to keep from laughing), and my Spanish prof's like, "Rosita, would you care to share what is so entertaining?" So I go ahead and read these texts that are just corny beyond belief...and yea, check this out:

Blake: I'm finally off, my little sunshine
Robin: That's good
B: Yea, so what are you doing the sun that shines in my sky
R: Lol...nothing, about to get up and leave from Spanish
B: Oh lol you're not staying for the whole thing...my lil angel?
R: Lol...no. What's up with the pet names?
B: Oh that's nothing, my little Paris Hilton look-alike
R: Ugh, Paris? She's kinda ugly you know
B: Oops I'm sorry, I meant you're my little asteroid that flies through my sky
R: Um... did you just call me fat?
B: No babe, it's just that like you're like the wheels on my Jeep. What's my Jeep without wheels? It's nothing...that's what I'd be without you. You're the Tivo for my high-def lcd tv.
R: Oh my, that's really something!
B: Yea I know. I see you as the bowling pins on my bowing lane...I am just rolling til I get to you
R: Wow, you should write poetry sweetie. That's deep stuff
B: Oh yea? YOU'RE DEEP STUFF.



Ok, so it's totally random but I thought it was hilarious. I was particularly amused by the asteroid and bowling comments, but the others were funny, too.

What does your boyfriend/girlfriend randomly do to make you smile?

October 23rd, 2008 at 5:57 PM

So, I was cruising last night with this guy. This fucking cheesy ass song comes on. And he pulls over...and starts singing it to me. lol.

it was great...and i couldn't stop smiling.

October 23rd, 2008 at 5:59 PM

Lol oh oh, Blake will like randomly sing to me. He'll like sing to the tune of a well-known song, but make up his own words...and it's always like, the funniest freakin' thing ever.

He's so random and dense. I loves it.

October 23rd, 2008 at 6:00 PM

I haven't had that in a while. =/

But I don't really have much yet with my current.

October 23rd, 2008 at 6:00 PM

Love is blind.

October 23rd, 2008 at 6:01 PM

Originally posted by robin

Lol oh oh, Blake will like randomly sing to me. He'll like sing to the tune of a well-known song, but make up his own words...and it's always like, the funniest freakin' thing ever.

He's so random and dense. I loves it.

October 23rd, 2008 at 6:02 PM

oh.

+plus adam texts me sexual things. does that count as something? cause it makes me smile.

October 23rd, 2008 at 6:03 PM

Oh, that's bad. I hope you don't fall for that!


I'm remaining abstinent for a while longer. You should, too.

October 23rd, 2008 at 6:04 PM

Yeah. I am.
lol.
He only sang that shit once. then i told him he wasn't getting any. so he went back to singing the normal words. lol.

+he's my ex bf. so...he's def not getting any.

October 23rd, 2008 at 6:05 PM

Oh, ew. I hate exes.

October 23rd, 2008 at 6:05 PM

Me too. lol.

but he's an exception.

October 23rd, 2008 at 6:08 PM

All of my exes have been total douche bags. The most recent one especially gets on my nerves. Luckily he lives a good distance away, or else I'd fear he'd be the creepy stalker type.

October 23rd, 2008 at 6:13 PM

Oh.
This one...I've known his for 10 years. We dated for 3. Didn't talk for 2. Lol. Now that I'm divorcing my husband, I decided to talk to him again. + he lives around the corner from me. It's never been weird between us...we always maintained a friendship first.

October 23rd, 2008 at 6:17 PM

:\ You say things like that and I find it very hard to believe you!

But ok, if you say so.

October 23rd, 2008 at 6:18 PM

huh?

say things like what? lol.

October 23rd, 2008 at 6:19 PM

Things like 90% of what you typeee. Are you a pathological liar? Because you don't have to be!

October 23rd, 2008 at 6:20 PM

I'm not lying...
I don't understand which part you don't believe...cause it's all true.

October 23rd, 2008 at 6:24 PM

Cora sings cheesy baby songs to me.
it's so frickin cute!
XD

October 23rd, 2008 at 6:25 PM

I DO!
I know. Lol.
Everyone has either heard me sing "fresh prince of bel-air"
or "you are my sunshine"


lololol.

October 23rd, 2008 at 6:48 PM

Originally posted by mafia

I DO!
I know. Lol.
Everyone has either heard me sing "fresh prince of bel-air"
or "you are my sunshine"


lololol.

October 23rd, 2008 at 6:49 PM

awh.

i'm sry.

October 23rd, 2008 at 7:13 PM

My boyfriend tries to be "mean" but it comes across as funny.

A typical conversation will be me saying something slightly mean and him coming back with, "YEAH? Well, you have a big nose. And... you smell funny. And.. you're ugly. And you have big boobs. And you smell funny."
It just makes me laugh really hard.

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October 23rd, 2008 at 7:25 PM

He smacks my ass.

October 23rd, 2008 at 7:48 PM

My boyfriend sings to me, and when he can't remember the words, he puts in random things like "Pineapple is delicious" or something about the way he feels about me.
He does the "your face" thing. I'll say something like "That cloud looks like a puppy" "Yeah? Your face looks like a puppy". Sometimes its so rediculous I can't help but laugh. I'll say "Look, there's Ryan" "Your face is Ryan".

October 23rd, 2008 at 8:25 PM

Mine ctually holds doors for me and pulls my chair for me.
he's such a gentleman.

he also will threaten my stuffed animals if a say anything negative about myself.