One liners

BrianC
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Rank: Junior

November 8th, 2008 at 12:31 AM

"I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party."

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

Truculent
Posts: 1783
Rank: Super

November 8th, 2008 at 12:39 AM

Ricky Bobby: Dear 8 pounds 6 ounces baby Jesus, new born, not even spoken a word yet.

-- Dwayne says:
HOORAAHHHH
schmoopie says:
BOOOOOOOBAHHHHHHHHHHHHZ

PAULYshore
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Posts: 216
Rank: Junior

November 8th, 2008 at 12:54 AM

Ughhh there's too many, but one line I can think of off the top of my head:

"My God, I haven''t been fucked like that since grade school"

- Marla Singer, Fight Club

Justin
Posts: 662
Rank: Standard

November 8th, 2008 at 3:05 AM

"I just went from 6 to midnight"
- Forgetting Sarah Marshall

-- The clown has NOOO penis

Joe
Posts: 23185
Rank: Icon

November 8th, 2008 at 5:23 AM

Does this suit make me look fat?

No, your face does.

-- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Justin
Posts: 662
Rank: Standard

November 8th, 2008 at 5:37 AM

"I gotta boner"
- Superbad

-- The clown has NOOO penis

Joe
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November 8th, 2008 at 5:46 AM

Becca's a bitch

Superbad

-- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Jaceyyy
Posts: 713
Rank: Standard

November 8th, 2008 at 9:32 AM

"Do you have protection?"
"I don't believe in guns."

"I touched a guys balls once in Hebrew school."

Both from 40 Year Old Virgin.

-- me: but you won't buy me a new car
justin: but you can ride me

Justin
Posts: 662
Rank: Standard

November 8th, 2008 at 10:12 AM

"You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it."
-Spaceballs

-- The clown has NOOO penis

stealthyharold
Posts: 47
Rank: Newcomer

November 8th, 2008 at 1:19 PM

"his name is robert paulson."

fight club

DrugsNcandY
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Rank: Newcomer

November 8th, 2008 at 1:55 PM

"It's a funny thing about my back Jill, it's located on my cock."

-Superbad

"Great turnout this year"
-Mean Girls

Joe
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Rank: Icon

November 9th, 2008 at 9:06 AM

Jay: I'm going to be there to rear your child.

Jason: You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child!

- Knocked Up

-- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Josiah
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Rank: Standard

November 20th, 2008 at 11:29 AM

Rocco - "Fuck it. I'm doing it. It is...DONE! (Slams his fists on the table, causing a gun to go off and shoot his girlfriend's cat.) Shit! I'm hit! I'm hit!"
Murphy - (Staring at the bloodstain on the wall that was the cat) "I can't believe that just fucking happened!"
Rocco - "Is it dead?"

Boondock Saints
That shit made me laugh so hard.

-- Me: Boop.
Her: Beep.
Me: Boop boop.
Her: BEEPBEEP!
Me: If we keep this up, it's two pre-internet computers having sex.

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