"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend..."
-- -Be as careful as crossing frozen water, alert as a warrior on enemy ground.
-Be as courteous as a guest, as fluid as a stream.
-Be as shapeable as a block of wood, as receptive as a glass.
-Don't seek and don't expect.
"Let's get this road on the show" - Bringin' down the house
"Son of a nutcracker!" - Elf
-- John says:
ouch
John says:
if you were able to kick nuts through a computer
John says:
i think you just did
Rachet and Breezy. You know how we do says:
haha
John says:
bad, actually.