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jesus
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November 14th, 2008 at 12:56 AM

Ask me a question and I'll try to answer it to the best of my knowledge, if not I'll give you a rediculously stupid answer. : D

kgo.

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barbiegurl
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November 14th, 2008 at 12:57 AM

why do gurls love getting hurt from guys

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ReKLeS_RiDeR
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November 14th, 2008 at 12:57 AM

In a different thread, I asked a guy what douce juice was and he didn't reply. SO, what the fuck is douche juice?

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November 14th, 2008 at 12:59 AM

Why are boobs so effing great ?

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ReKLeS_RiDeR
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November 14th, 2008 at 1:01 AM

Originally posted by CuppieCake

Why are boobs so effing great ?

I want to answer that. Sad

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Cheesy
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November 14th, 2008 at 1:06 AM

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

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No...
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jesus
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November 14th, 2008 at 1:06 AM

Originally posted by barbiegurl

why do gurls love getting hurt from guys

Because nice guys finish last.

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ReKLeS_RiDeR
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November 14th, 2008 at 1:07 AM

Or they finish all over your face. Nuetral

Gross.

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fa_cheezy
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November 14th, 2008 at 1:10 AM

Originally posted by Cheesy

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

You stole my question....jerk.

Umm.. lets see... Why is the sky blue? Why do birds fly? Why does bambis mom have to die? Why does the little boy who's so attached to Willy have to let him go at the end?, I mean, come one, they were happy together. And..Oh fa cheezy...Why do candy canes have stripes instead of polka dots?

jesus
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November 14th, 2008 at 1:13 AM

Originally posted by ReKLeS_RiDeR

In a different thread, I asked a guy what douce juice was and he didn't reply. SO, what the fuck is douche juice?

1. douche juice
1) The liquid that accompanies a douche bag.
2) An alternate way to call someone a douche bag. The insulter simply implies that the insultee has consumed the douche bag liquid.
Bobby Evans: Pancake cock.
Luis: You're full of douche juice, fag.

2. douche juice
Its Worse then being a douche bag and even worse then being a douche nozzle
I hate that douche juice

Why does james have to be fucken douche juice
lololl^^

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jesus
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November 14th, 2008 at 1:14 AM

Originally posted by CuppieCake

Why are boobs so effing great ?

Because they're soft and sqiushy.
The perfect thing to play with.

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jesus
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November 14th, 2008 at 1:16 AM

Originally posted by Cheesy

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

After I got to 300 I stopped counting because I really wanted that fucking tootsie roll by then. But Mr. Owl on the commercial said three.

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jesus
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November 14th, 2008 at 1:21 AM

Originally posted by fa_cheezy

Why is the sky blue?
The gases in the atmosphere and the way the light reflects off of it.

Why do birds fly?
Because they can't take the bus without a fight.

I does bambis mom have to die?
Because she was a dumb bitch and jumped in front of a bullet.

Why does the little boy who's so attached to Willy have to let him go at the end?, I mean, come one, they were happy together.
Because Willie was too big to fit in his swimming pool, plus he was allergic to chlorine.

Why candy canes have stripes instead of polka dots?
Because the man who invited them was a barber.

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snowball148
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November 14th, 2008 at 1:29 AM

What's the new Term "Deuces" mean?

ReKLeS_RiDeR
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November 14th, 2008 at 1:32 AM

Will you find my penis for a dollar? Nuetral

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Josiah
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November 14th, 2008 at 1:46 AM

Why did the dinosaurs dies out?

(Please answer this question correctly)

-- Me: Boop.
Her: Beep.
Me: Boop boop.
Her: BEEPBEEP!
Me: If we keep this up, it's two pre-internet computers having sex.

jesus
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November 14th, 2008 at 1:48 AM

Originally posted by snowball148

What's the new Term "Deuces" mean?

peace/bye.

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jesus
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November 14th, 2008 at 1:51 AM

Originally posted by ReKLeS_RiDeR

Will you find my penis for a dollar?

make it two and you got a deal

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jesus
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November 14th, 2008 at 1:54 AM

Originally posted by Josiah

Why did the dinosaurs dies out?

(Please answer this question correctly)

they didnt. havent you ever seen Barney?

for realz tho:
im pretty sure it was the climate change and the they couldnt adapt fast enough amongst a few other reasons.

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Josiah
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November 14th, 2008 at 2:23 AM

Originally posted by jesus

Originally posted by Josiah

Why did the dinosaurs dies out?

(Please answer this question correctly)

they didnt. havent you ever seen Barney?

for realz tho:
im pretty sure it was the climate change and the they couldnt adapt fast enough amongst a few other reasons.

Correct answer: "Because you touch yourself at night."

-- Me: Boop.
Her: Beep.
Me: Boop boop.
Her: BEEPBEEP!
Me: If we keep this up, it's two pre-internet computers having sex.

fa_cheezy
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November 14th, 2008 at 2:25 AM

Originally posted by Josiah

Originally posted by jesus

Originally posted by Josiah

Why did the dinosaurs dies out?

(Please answer this question correctly)

they didnt. havent you ever seen Barney?

for realz tho:
im pretty sure it was the climate change and the they couldnt adapt fast enough amongst a few other reasons.

Correct answer: "Because you touch yourself at night."

I el'oh'el'd allot.

jesus
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November 14th, 2008 at 2:31 AM

Originally posted by Josiah

Originally posted by jesus

Originally posted by Josiah

Why did the dinosaurs dies out?

(Please answer this question correctly)

they didnt. havent you ever seen Barney?

for realz tho:
im pretty sure it was the climate change and the they couldnt adapt fast enough amongst a few other reasons.

Correct answer: "Because you touch yourself at night."

i didnt laugh. :/

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Josiah
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November 14th, 2008 at 2:38 AM

Originally posted by jesus

Originally posted by Josiah

Originally posted by jesus

Originally posted by Josiah

Why did the dinosaurs dies out?

(Please answer this question correctly)

they didnt. havent you ever seen Barney?

for realz tho:
im pretty sure it was the climate change and the they couldnt adapt fast enough amongst a few other reasons.

Correct answer: "Because you touch yourself at night."

i didnt laugh. :/

It was a Family Guy quote.

-- Me: Boop.
Her: Beep.
Me: Boop boop.
Her: BEEPBEEP!
Me: If we keep this up, it's two pre-internet computers having sex.

jesus
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November 14th, 2008 at 2:50 AM

mhm

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snowball148
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November 14th, 2008 at 3:50 AM

How many times have you been arrested ?

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