-- Me: What's green and has wheels?
Her: Um... the mystery machine?
Me: Nice try, but no.
Her: What then?
Me: A FROG!!!
Her: --silence--
Me: --silence--
Her: A frog?
Me: I lied about the wheels.
-- Me: What's green and has wheels?
Her: Um... the mystery machine?
Me: Nice try, but no.
Her: What then?
Me: A FROG!!!
Her: --silence--
Me: --silence--
Her: A frog?
Me: I lied about the wheels.
haha
at this particular point in time, i felt like callin you my turd. lol
-- Me: What's green and has wheels?
Her: Um... the mystery machine?
Me: Nice try, but no.
Her: What then?
Me: A FROG!!!
Her: --silence--
Me: --silence--
Her: A frog?
Me: I lied about the wheels.
i dont think youre that bad
i mean youre kinda chubby but youre not like FATTT and youre proportioned with a dunk and shit.
id give you an overall of 6.
its just my taste in females is like if youre not Adriana Lima or whatever then i wouldnt date you, haha.
cus im uber picky.
-- Max says:
have u ever showed someone your penis?
Max says:
woops wrong convo
-- "Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see a bird that had the blues? One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses." - Dale Carnegie ;]
-- Amanda says: Paul Ringo and George... isn't there another one?
Paul says: John? Mmm Beatles.
Amanda says: IT'S THE BEATLES?
Amanda says: I thought it was like the Monkeys or something.
Paul says: You're kidding m
Originally posted by jesus
in some ways i really think youre saying this just for attention
How'd you know?
Originally posted by jesus
but then IN THE NICEST WAY POSSIBLE i wonder why youre dating the guy that you are, he must have one hell of a personality.
sorry if thats uber bitchy
I'm honestly offended.
-- "Women are made to be fucked everywhere and men are made to fuck them everywhere."