...I buy shirts all the time. My favorite is one with a jar of peanut butter and a jar of jelly holding hands and the peanut butter says. "this could get sticky."
It's cute.
And, a potato saying to a box of french fries, "you've changed man."
they're awesome.
-- -Be as careful as crossing frozen water, alert as a warrior on enemy ground.
-Be as courteous as a guest, as fluid as a stream.
-Be as shapeable as a block of wood, as receptive as a glass.
-Don't seek and don't expect.
OH. When I was pregnant...I had a shirt that said, "I'm not fat, I'm just knocked up."
-- -Be as careful as crossing frozen water, alert as a warrior on enemy ground.
-Be as courteous as a guest, as fluid as a stream.
-Be as shapeable as a block of wood, as receptive as a glass.
-Don't seek and don't expect.
OH. When I was pregnant...I had a shirt that said, "I'm not fat, I'm just knocked up."
OMG, i hate when people ask me if im pregos..LIKE WTF, duh.. NO i just have a fucking watermellon hiden in my damn shirt..IM like 36 weeks and ppl still ask!!!
P.S Sry WAND for messing up ur thread a lil!
-- [ME] : ii LOVE YOU, GOOD NiTE
[HIM]:ii LOVE YOU TOO, NiTE
[ME]: babe, FOREVER?
[HIM]: YES babe, FOREVER!!
I have that shirt, and YES I wear it...I love the looks people give me...their eyes go from reading my shirt with a smile to looking at my crotch area with complete confusion..
-- Doc says:
The gas from her vagina is bottled and used as a nerve agent by the military
Doc says:
It induces suicide in under a minute.
i either got a penguin shirt or a wonder woman shirt today .. my sister called to find out if I liked them ... she's special considering i'm in oregon & she's in phx
-- Jeremy: I will four-square you to the ground!
Acacia: I will tetherball you in the face! what now
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I'm so excited for Chrsitmas on Mars.
Flaming Lips is loveeee.
I saw it the first time it was ever showed in theaters. And I order the "mega deluxe christmas on mars package", it comes with a CoM shirt, bumper sticker, special flaming lips popcorn, autographed popcorn box, movie, cd for the soundtrack of the movie, and some other stuff I can't remember.
In ten of the first 1000 packages sold they put in a golden ticket which is a VIP pass to their new years eve show in OKC, I'm counting on getting one.