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you wanna put what where?

ThatDude
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November 19th, 2008 at 11:10 PM

Oh wow.

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italiano
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November 19th, 2008 at 11:12 PM

Originally posted by Joe

Im gonna fuck a girl in the ear and then cum in it.

You know what Joe, If you can fit it there GO YOU!!1 <3 Wink

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Joe
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November 19th, 2008 at 11:13 PM

Is that an offer? lol

-- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

italiano
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November 19th, 2008 at 11:14 PM

Joe ima whoop ya ass!!!!!! Butthead!

-- [ME] : ii LOVE YOU, GOOD NiTE
[HIM]:ii LOVE YOU TOO, NiTE
[ME]: babe, FOREVER?
[HIM]: YES babe, FOREVER!!

<3

Moperandi
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November 19th, 2008 at 11:16 PM

Originally posted by Joe

Is that an offer? lol

Sounded like one to me.

Joe
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November 19th, 2008 at 11:16 PM

lol. You know i'm messing with ya. Tongue and ya cant whoop my ass, you're a female! Big Grin

-- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

ReKLeS_RiDeR
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November 19th, 2008 at 11:16 PM

Ear sex is very safe.

-- Women are like parking spots, they're liars and whores.

italiano
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November 19th, 2008 at 11:20 PM

Originally posted by Joe

lol. You know i'm messing with ya. and ya cant whoop my ass, you're a female!

Well me not being pregos i am very capable of it!! Unless your like super strong or have had some kind of combat trainning, im sure ill take that ass down!!!! Big Grin

-- [ME] : ii LOVE YOU, GOOD NiTE
[HIM]:ii LOVE YOU TOO, NiTE
[ME]: babe, FOREVER?
[HIM]: YES babe, FOREVER!!

<3

italiano
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November 19th, 2008 at 11:20 PM

Originally posted by Moperandi

Originally posted by Joe

Is that an offer? lol

Sounded like one to me.

Go internet die!!!!

-- [ME] : ii LOVE YOU, GOOD NiTE
[HIM]:ii LOVE YOU TOO, NiTE
[ME]: babe, FOREVER?
[HIM]: YES babe, FOREVER!!

<3

italiano
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November 19th, 2008 at 11:21 PM

Originally posted by ReKLeS_RiDeR

Ear sex is very safe.

Sounds safe..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .I crack my self up!! lol

-- [ME] : ii LOVE YOU, GOOD NiTE
[HIM]:ii LOVE YOU TOO, NiTE
[ME]: babe, FOREVER?
[HIM]: YES babe, FOREVER!!

<3

Moperandi
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November 19th, 2008 at 11:21 PM

Originally posted by italiano

Originally posted by Moperandi

Originally posted by Joe

Is that an offer? lol

Sounded like one to me.

Go internet die!!!!

Wow.

Spotlight
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November 19th, 2008 at 11:22 PM

Lol @ 'internet die'

Moperandi
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November 19th, 2008 at 11:22 PM

Originally posted by Spotlight

Lol @ 'internet die'

I love you so.

italiano
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November 19th, 2008 at 11:25 PM

YES internet die, I would never tell anyone to go die irl!!! Well no one on this site.. Thats pretty gay!

-- [ME] : ii LOVE YOU, GOOD NiTE
[HIM]:ii LOVE YOU TOO, NiTE
[ME]: babe, FOREVER?
[HIM]: YES babe, FOREVER!!

<3

Spotlight
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November 19th, 2008 at 11:25 PM

I can't blame you.

Moperandi
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November 19th, 2008 at 11:32 PM

Originally posted by Spotlight

I can't blame you.

You are the home row to my keyboard.

Google
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November 20th, 2008 at 12:43 AM

The only thing my boyfriend has wanted to do is anal.
And I said exactly the same thing as Bre. If he lets me do it to him, he can do it to me.
Oh, and he has a thing for handcuffs, but we haven't got any yet.

Magic_Man
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November 21st, 2008 at 9:25 AM

nothing to weird bitten, scratched, whipped. She has mentioned some weird role play stuff though. Never done any of that though

Kreeesta
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November 21st, 2008 at 11:30 AM

Ear sex is only safe if you have a REALLY small penis, otherwise you have a damaged brain... Tongue lol

-- When I die, I'm going to go to God's big burning bowl in the sky through the dark clouded tunnel, to follow the light at the end of it.

2cents
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November 21st, 2008 at 12:22 PM

what what? in the butt.

only odd thing i've come across so far... "fuck me in the ass, but we have to do it in the shower, or i feel dirty."

what? d'ok. other than that... i like crazy girls, sooooo it takes a lot to weird me out.

-- Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil.

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November 21st, 2008 at 12:43 PM

Joeys a dirty women kinda man <3

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italiano
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November 21st, 2008 at 12:54 PM

Originally posted by 2cents

what what? in the butt.

only odd thing i've come across so far... "fuck me in the ass, but we have to do it in the shower, or i feel dirty."

what? d'ok. other than that... i like crazy girls, sooooo it takes a lot to weird me out.

Uht oooozzzz! Shock

-- [ME] : ii LOVE YOU, GOOD NiTE
[HIM]:ii LOVE YOU TOO, NiTE
[ME]: babe, FOREVER?
[HIM]: YES babe, FOREVER!!

<3

roughfun1980
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November 21st, 2008 at 1:59 PM

Weirdest stuff I have been asked to do is golden shower or let a girl gimme head with an ice cube in her mouth. I dunno, I know that 2nd part isn't that wierd per se....but what guy wants a cold anything on his dick? seriously... I would say I am the one giving the weird requests....

and yeah, for everyone who said rough anything... i <3 u. lol

italiano
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November 21st, 2008 at 2:14 PM

WTF is A golden shower?

-- [ME] : ii LOVE YOU, GOOD NiTE
[HIM]:ii LOVE YOU TOO, NiTE
[ME]: babe, FOREVER?
[HIM]: YES babe, FOREVER!!

<3

LastTime

online
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November 21st, 2008 at 2:15 PM

Originally posted by italiano

WTF is A golden shower?

Pissing.

-- ...Dary.

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